Al-Qaida branch confirms its No. 2 killed in Yemen

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[nuconvert]

The Yemen-based branch of al-Qaida confirmed on Wednesday that the group's No. 2 figure, a former Guantanamo Bay prisoner, was killed in a U.S. drone strike.

[NormsRevenge]

the group’s No. 2 figure, a former Guantanamo Bay prisoner..

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hmmmm.. maybe we could let Gitmoites go one at a time and have a pool on how long it takes for them to become a #2 and get zapped.

[Grampa Dave]

“RE: then you really shouldn’t ask what the pension plan is like?

It will definitely include 72 young virgins. :)”

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An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.

He said, “Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request. Since I’m only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, can I have 72 prostitutes?”

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, “Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because people like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you’re here to service them. Since they’re virgins, they’re quite sexually hungry; and frankly, you’ll be on a constant and very exhausting duty.”

The bomber responded, “Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?”

Allah replied quizzing, “Who told you they were women?”

[Grampa Dave]

“In the video, al-Robaish said al-Shihri was hit by the drone while speaking on his mobile telephone in the province of Saadah, north of the Yemeni capital of Sanaa.”

Sounds like the microchip GPS locator transponders implanted in all Gitmo released prisoners by NSA/CIA is working as planned.

[Old Yeller]

1 down. 1.6 billion to go.

[topher]

Note: he was given a special cell phone as a gift when released from Gitmo...

Oh, my mistake... That only happened when Bush was president...

[AliVeritas]

[the scotsman]

2007?.

Yeah, way to keep us safe, George.

[cherokee1]

Which locator transponder version do you think that was? My guess is that it was the rectal one but could have been a molar, possibly the belly button or livestock ear tag one?

[Squantos]

Can ya hear me now ......:o)

[Grampa Dave]

“Which locator transponder version do you think that was? My guess is that it was the rectal one but could have been a molar, possibly the belly button or livestock ear tag one?”

All of the above and of course the penile/prostate implant and the brain implant via the nasal septum.

[Grampa Dave]

Re can you hear me now. Go to the great link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dNUCLb8xFY

[Squantos]

LMAO ! ..... Better than ....awesome !

Hope yer well !

Stay safe !

[Grampa Dave]

I’m well for a young 70 year old.

How about you?

[Squantos]

Happy camper, not much mileage, just a boatload of sudden stops .....:o)

[bert]

The word on the street is that it was said to be a penile implant

[Billthedrill]

... hit by the drone while speaking on his mobile telephone ...

HANG UP AND RIDE YER CAMEL, DANG IT!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Schmuck: “You should have paid your phone bill. You know how tough these mobile phone companies are.”

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks nuconvert.

At the tone, the time will be, [ka-boom]

[bigheadfred]

Wouldnt it save time and money to just take out Guantanamo with a drone strike?

[SunkenCiv]

A sufficiently large tsunami originating south of the big islands in the Caribbean probably wouldn’t wreck world culture and civilization.