Posted on 06/12/2013 9:39:28 PM PDT by Baynative
Authorities are searching for a Washington woman who was last seen walking away from a campground in nothing but a fanny pack to go on a 'spiritual quest'.
Maureen Kelly, 19, went missing early Sunday night from the Canyon Creek Campground in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest in southwest Washington, according to KPTV.
A friend told the Skamania County Sheriff's office that Kelly left the campsite to go on a naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack, but she never returned.
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Not too wet at my place. Definitely chilly though.
Serious risk of exposure.
If she shows up in my back yard, I’ll let ya know, after I warm her up, of course!
Think of it as evolution in action.
Not likely.
If you are on some idiot spiritual quest you probably don’t have skillz to be out buck naked in the woods.
I’d make but, I luv colder, being naked in cold weather and I luv being out in the woods.
would have at least took a couple of knives, 250 feet of paracord, 350 yrds of 15# test, magnesium and Swiss steel firestarter and a stainless steel cup.
Thatz the minimum for walking around nekidd....
Surprise...it’s cold and rainy here.
That’s global warming, ya know!
What would you do if you were the one driving down that road and found her standing there in her birthday suit?
Bill Clinton could probably find her.
Had to have been a lib. Every time they decide to do something that is earth-shattering, the first thing they do is take off their clothes.
We’ll probably hear of some baby Bigfoots being spotted in those mountains about a year from now.
Nothing new, the hippies in NM were doing this in the 1980’s out in the Gila Wilderness. (not many bears there, but a few bares) As long as I did not have to look at them it is OK with me, I doubt the wildlife cared except for the smell.
She’s making a spiritual trip through a Cougar’s bowel about now.
Pray for America to Wake Up
I hope she's found OK, or her murderer is put through the same process he put her through.
Yesterday while walking around on my measly 5 acres which is two properties away from BLM land, in a valley surrounded by mountains covered with trees, I saw the hugest pile of mountain lion scat I’ve ever seen.
I figured I’d better be armed with something even walking around in the daytime now.
I’ve seen their tracks, heard them scream, and seen them crossing the road a few times, and seen scat but not lately. But this was a huge pile.
Dumb as a breathatarian...
Bare bear bait baiting bare bears?
Not guilty, your honor.
Doubtless wearing a robe though ...
i think i’d say “God sent me and He wants us to have sex.” could work on this type of gal.
The search has been suspended after finding no sign of the girl.
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