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Woman missing in Washington after going on naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack
UK Daily Mail ^ | 6/11/13 | Anna Sanders

Posted on 06/12/2013 9:39:28 PM PDT by Baynative

Authorities are searching for a Washington woman who was last seen walking away from a campground in nothing but a fanny pack to go on a 'spiritual quest'.

Maureen Kelly, 19, went missing early Sunday night from the Canyon Creek Campground in the Gifford Pinchot National Forest in southwest Washington, according to KPTV.

A friend told the Skamania County Sheriff's office that Kelly left the campsite to go on a naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack, but she never returned.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: hiker; naked; spiritual
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All I can add is this is Washington...
1 posted on 06/12/2013 9:39:28 PM PDT by Baynative
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To: Just Lori; Libertina; Lexinom; horatio; freebird5850; Horatio Gates; Ramius; HairOfTheDog; ...
WA Ping
2 posted on 06/12/2013 9:40:02 PM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and the other over my mouth.)
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To: Baynative

3 posted on 06/12/2013 9:44:39 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Baynative

Bride of Bigfoot ?


4 posted on 06/12/2013 9:45:52 PM PDT by 1066AD
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“She had talked about doing this spiritual quest for evidently quite some time. The folks that she was with, they felt that this was something she needed to do,” Undersheriff Dave Cox told ABC News.


5 posted on 06/12/2013 9:46:49 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: Baynative

Bear Bait?


6 posted on 06/12/2013 9:47:40 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Baynative

[ left the campsite to go on a naked ‘spiritual quest’]

Well.... she achieved her goal. She is probably now a ‘spirit’. Probably talking to God face to face at this moment.


7 posted on 06/12/2013 9:48:58 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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Egats. Ignorant to the predators.


8 posted on 06/12/2013 9:49:05 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: 1066AD
Bride of Bigfoot ?

D. B. Cooper's new main squeeze...

9 posted on 06/12/2013 9:52:00 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of opression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
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Maybe the mother ship beamed her up.

Seriously, I hope she is found alive and unharmed.

10 posted on 06/12/2013 9:52:08 PM PDT by informavoracious (We're being "punished" with Stanley Ann's baby. Obamacare: shovel-ready healthcare.)
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To: Baynative

I can see it now.

Maureen: “God, you created us naked. I was only trying to be closer to you. Why did you let them kill me? Why didn’t you do something?

GOD: “Yes, I created you naked. But I also created cotton.”


11 posted on 06/12/2013 9:52:32 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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She should have been found by now... something is fishy if this youngster is still missing.

TT


12 posted on 06/12/2013 9:54:52 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
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So, if she had been talking about doing this “spiritual quest” for a long time, wouldn’t someone have an idea of how long this quest was intended to be? One hour? One month?


13 posted on 06/12/2013 9:55:07 PM PDT by Cementjungle
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Woman missing in Washington after going on naked 'spiritual quest' with nothing but a fanny pack

Not to ignore the seriousness of her being missing, but the headline provides the opening of about 1,000 jokes!

14 posted on 06/12/2013 9:56:35 PM PDT by DustyMoment (Congress - another name for anti-American criminals!!)
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To: Baynative

Maybe she was planning on tiptoeing through the tulips naked?


15 posted on 06/12/2013 9:57:03 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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She’s toast by now. It has been cold and wet with the temps in the 40’s at night. A nekkid girl loaded on ‘shrooms won’t last long...sad. There’s a Darwin Award nomination here.


16 posted on 06/12/2013 9:57:10 PM PDT by bigfootbob
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Bear Bait?

No, bare bait!

17 posted on 06/12/2013 9:57:26 PM PDT by DustyMoment (Congress - another name for anti-American criminals!!)
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To: DustyMoment

Does this fanny pack make my butt look big?


18 posted on 06/12/2013 9:57:48 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: 1066AD

It’s possible she came across old Sasquatch and lost a match of Papers, Rocks, and Scissors to him?


19 posted on 06/12/2013 9:59:03 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (IÂ’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: Baynative

They tracked her through the canyon to a road. Could be she was abducted.


20 posted on 06/12/2013 10:01:31 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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