Posted on 03/20/2013 11:43:08 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
Ynet is reporting that by order of the Agriculture Ministry, the magnolia tree brought from the US by the president and planted by Obama and Peres earlier this afternoon is being dug up. Really.
Plants cannot be brought in from abroad “without undergoing a check” by the ministry, the report quotes the bureaucrats as saying. If this were April 1, we’d assume this was a wind-up.
As the Netanyahu-Obama talks near their mid-evening break — there’ll be a press conference in 20 minutes or so, and then a working dinner — Ambassador Michael Oren is asked whether, for all the nice words thus far, Obama isn’t going to say, sooner or later: What about ending the occupation?
(Excerpt) Read more at timesofisrael.com ...
Hilarious.
we are so screwed. The ones running this country are idiots.
Obama’s car breaking down is even more hilarious.
Israel distrusts the Trojan Magnolia ?
What's the symbolism of a Magnolia, anyway?
The deep South?
Southern Belles?
N's on the plantation ?
N's OFF the plantation ?
“Plants cannot be brought in from abroad “
Pretty obvious that statement is a lie, this one not only made it in, it got planted on world-wide TV!
If they’d have checked AF-1, they probably would have found more drugs than Rihanna’s tour bus!
Can’t have the “devil” planting a tree.
LOL!
Linky no worky........
“The amateur brings in a tree to plant..”
Here’s the astounding bit. You never, never surprise your host. There are numerous lower level protocol droids who work out these issues. A lower level Obamabot should have contacted the protocol person in Bibi’s office and said, “The president would like to yadda, yadda.” Then, the guy in Bibi’s office would go work out the details and make it happen seamlessly. The same is true for Hillary’s “reset” disaster. Somebody lower down in the Russian ministry would have told his counterpart working for Hillary, “Well, first off, it will have no meaning to the minister as we don’t have a Staples store here and he’s never seen that advertisement. Secondly, you used the wrong word. Why don’t you just have them shake hands?”
As for the wrong fuel in the president’s limo, I’m shocked that anybody ever gets close to the limo let alone gets to fuel it. It should have its own security team. Something is fishy here. I was shocked that somebody managed to put an embarrassing decal on the door Obama gets in by. That should never have happened.
Linky no worky?
Try this one...sorry, the cut/paste must have messed up.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/obama-set-to-meet-with-peres-in-jerusalem/#at_19:54
It actually DID??? Is there a thread here? Cuz THAT is hilarious!!
I missed that. Where did you see it?
I was shocked that somebody managed to put an embarrassing decal on the door Obama gets in by.
If only they would dig up his Family Tree.
I suppose it’s better than DVDs of Hussein’s speeches.
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