Hillary Clinton's Illness Prompts Conspiracy Theories

The weekly standard ^ | By DANIEL HALPER

[Perdogg]

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, perhaps the most famous current female political figure, has fallen ill. "In the course of a follow-up exam today, Secretary Clinton's doctors discovered a blood clot had formed, stemming from the concussion she sustained several weeks ago. She is being treated with anti-coagulants and is at New York-Presbyterian Hospital so that they can monitor the medication over the next 48 hours," a spokesman for the former first lady said yesterday in a statement.

Clinton's illness, and the fact that she has not been seen in public in the last three weeks, has prompted a slew of wild conspiracy theories.

"EXCLUSIVE! HILLARY CLINTON BRAIN CRISIS," the National Enquirer headline reads. "Only days after The ENQUIRER exclusively reported that Secretary of State HILLARY CLINTON was at the center of a shocking brain cancer drama and was undergoing extensive secret medical tests, her reps went public with the news on Sunday night Dec. 30 that she was indeed hospitalized in New York City and disclosed that she was battling a blood clot that had formed following her head concussion earlier this month!"

[napscoordinator]

How convenient; it always works out for Hillary.

I tried to tell some idiots the same exact thing the other day but was called a Hillary lover. Can you imagine that you can’t even tell the truth on here anymore without it being a positive for the leftist Hillary. Oh well. We have all kinds on here.

[EQAndyBuzz]

They cannot give her anti-coagulants. I kills rodents.

[EQAndyBuzz]

They cannot give her anti-coagulants. It kills rodents.

[Jack Deth]

I’m leaning more towards cirrhosis of the liver. But knowing Obama, his White House Junta, Chicago politics, Democrats and socialist history. Hillary is going to be incommunicado, well cared for and hopefully (for Obama) away from public scrutiny and any testimony well into 2013.

[napscoordinator]

To wish that demonrat good health is no different than wishing that chavez will beat his cancer.

True, but as a Christian you are SUPPOSED to pray for Chavez too. Many on this site seem to revel in the sickeness and death of those we don’t agree with....that is a huge sin against God. It is not easy being Christian...I don’t think it was ever meant to be.

[generally]

My top guesses in order:

1. Facelift
2. She is deliberately faking illness to avoid testifying.
3. Puppetmasters are telling her to fake illness to avoid testifying.
4. Puppetmasters are making her ill and she is unable to fight them.
5. Real or fake illness because she has been publicly humiliated and can’t face it any more. (This may be less likely than #6 or #7, since she has never had the decency to be ashamed of herself before.)
6. Genuine illness as reported.
7. Some other illness that is more embarrassing.

I could probably come up with a few more options, but these are the top on my list.

[Blue Collar Christian]

You gotta admit that the chain of events seems to follow a Matthew Bracken script.

[tumblindice]

Drinking problem? What (hic) drinking problem? I get drunk, I (hic) fall down, I get up, no (hic) problem.

[anton]

Put a little ice on that, honey.

[opentalk]

theory..linked in the article
http://www.eutimes.net/2012/12/clinton-injured-us-navy-seal-killed-in-secret-us-mission-to-iran/

[dandiegirl]

I think the elephant in the room in all the Benghazi flap is BArack H Obama himself. I think the Clintons are scared to death of Obama and his minions and will do anything to protect him. I think Bill's campaigning for him was extremely effective and in fact won the election for him. I think when Hillary testifies under oath she will be forced to say exactly what Obama’s roll was during the massacre and he will look very bad. This is the reason for all these secret illnesses- to protect Obama.

[CynicalBear]

>>Oh good grief. I have less than no love for the Clintons but the woman has a blood clot. She’s ill. Too many of us will believe,<<

Blood thinners are not given for blood clots. They are however given for strokes. Thinking people don’t fall for propaganda, especially those with errors.

[ASouthernGrl]

Exactly, but “they” do it anyway. Big Pharma makes big bucks off of rat poison drugs. My ex-boss takes Warfarin (sp?) and knows it contains rat poison. Talk about dumb.

[LibLieSlayer]

I agree with you 100%... I do not wish for hillary to have bad health... and while we must love others and forgive... we are not compelled to pray for their health... only their salvation. It is not easy to be a Christian... I am a sinner... we all are... but there are degrees and I always try to keep Jesus in my heart. Had I lived during the 40’s, I would never have prayed for hitler’s health... only his salvation. I find comfort in the passages below.

LLS

Romans 12:9
Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.

Romans 12:19
Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.”

Proverbs 29:11
A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it back.

Isaiah 48:22
“There is no peace,” says the Lord, “for the wicked.”

Revelation 21:8
But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”

Psalm 37:2
For they will soon fade like the grass and wither like the green herb

LLS

[mass55th]

Fox News reported on Dec. 15th that she passed out at State Dept. Headquarters (Washington), and that she went home. I’m assuming she went to her home in D.C., and didn’t travel after the incident. She planned on working from home, and returning to her office the next week. So when and how did she end up in NY City? and a NY City hospital? Too sick to testify, but not to travel?

[freekitty]

That is the truth.

[mass55th]

"She probably is ill..."

The problem is that the Clintons have lied so many times over the years, that if they did tell the truth, you wouldn't know it.

[chooseascreennamepat]

Last week I put out a post speculating such. All the mysterious yet curiously unsubstantiated happenings are just too, too helpful to her desire to not testify.

[R_Kangel]

"Could it be a radical face lift in preparation for 2016??"

>>> LOL ... that was the first thing that came to mind when I heard she hadn't been seen in 3 weeks.

Following a facelift the sutures are generally removed after one week, and healing of the incisions is usually visibly complete in 2-3 weeks. Healing time may be longer if more extensive work was done.

[xrmusn]

To wish that demonrat good health is no different than wishing that chavez will beat his cancer
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True...but if we don’t take a page out of their playbook and show a little ‘fake’ compassion now and then, we are no better than they are....