Posted on 10/20/2012 9:07:44 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
Facing stiff opposition and an inability to enhance his increasingly impotent support among male voters President Obama today issued an executive order which eXtenz his reproductive choice policies under Obamacare to include requiring that all health insurance policies provide free prescriptions for Viagra and other male enhancement medications.
Obama was quoted as saying that we need to take a hard line stance on this issue and to help men to rise up against the Republican war against the reproductive rights of Americans. "It is simply not fair that men have to pay as much as $20 per pill in order to exercise their constitutional right to maintain their reproductive performance."
Obama then insisted that this policy will not only benefit the male population but will also benefit Women "for obvious reasons".
Critics have accused Obama of taking this hard stand on this issue in a cynical attempt to pander to male voters since his campaign to win votes among women by getting them to think with their reproductive organs rather than using their brains has been seen as largely ineffective.
Dr. Woody Hardpecker, a prominent Neuro/Urologist researcher was asked whether this strategy of appealing to male voters by promising an unlimited supply of free Viagra will be successful. Dr. Hardpecker said, "It is undisputed that the male species has a strong tendency to think with their penises and that critical thinking skills are minimized when the blood supply which is normally directed to feed brain cells is suddenly redirected to the male reproductive organ... In other words promising free Viagra to men is much more likely to garner electoral support among men than the promise of free contraceptives would do the same for women."
Political Analysts are waiting to see if this new policy will result in a rise in the sagging poles for Obama.
Bob Dole could not be reached for comment.
I’d heard he planned to stiff ‘em....
Obama does look taller.
Good for a few more votes from the SF Castro District, eheheheh!
BTW—— Go Giants! MLB and NFL.
Easy to be hard
So Obama wants to stick it to us for 4 more years.
Hahaha!! Boy, if this doesn’t make the point...
Dr. Woody Hardpecker? Satire?
This is a big erection, probably will come down to late night examination of chads that are hung.
All the blue pills in the world aren’t gonna help the little maggøt’s eLectile dysfunction on the 6th !
My first thought was this is satire...
However looking back on this administration, what one would assume to be satire...turns out to be reality, is it not surreal, like looking through a kaleidoscope, WOW this is unbelievable, everything upside down, inside out, spinning this way and that.
“A hard man is good to find.”
Going after the issue hard and fast.
What does the penal code say about this?
I don’t think it will stand up in court.
Ya think....
Ping!
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