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Obama Makes Promise to Provide Free Viagra
Rumor Mill News | 10-20-12 | Un-named Sources

Posted on 10/20/2012 9:07:44 AM PDT by P-Marlowe

Facing stiff opposition and an inability to enhance his increasingly impotent support among male voters President Obama today issued an executive order which eXtenz his reproductive choice policies under Obamacare to include requiring that all health insurance policies provide free prescriptions for Viagra and other male enhancement medications.

Obama was quoted as saying that we need to take a hard line stance on this issue and to help men to rise up against the Republican war against the reproductive rights of Americans. "It is simply not fair that men have to pay as much as $20 per pill in order to exercise their constitutional right to maintain their reproductive performance."

Obama then insisted that this policy will not only benefit the male population but will also benefit Women "for obvious reasons".

Critics have accused Obama of taking this hard stand on this issue in a cynical attempt to pander to male voters since his campaign to win votes among women by getting them to think with their reproductive organs rather than using their brains has been seen as largely ineffective.

Dr. Woody Hardpecker, a prominent Neuro/Urologist researcher was asked whether this strategy of appealing to male voters by promising an unlimited supply of free Viagra will be successful. Dr. Hardpecker said, "It is undisputed that the male species has a strong tendency to think with their penises and that critical thinking skills are minimized when the blood supply which is normally directed to feed brain cells is suddenly redirected to the male reproductive organ... In other words promising free Viagra to men is much more likely to garner electoral support among men than the promise of free contraceptives would do the same for women."

Political Analysts are waiting to see if this new policy will result in a rise in the sagging poles for Obama.

Bob Dole could not be reached for comment.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: vanity
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I didn't see this posted anywhere else. :-)
1 posted on 10/20/2012 9:07:49 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
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To: P-Marlowe

I’d heard he planned to stiff ‘em....


2 posted on 10/20/2012 9:09:44 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: P-Marlowe
That'll be a hard promise to keep


3 posted on 10/20/2012 9:11:24 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: P-Marlowe

Obama does look taller.


4 posted on 10/20/2012 9:11:30 AM PDT by Perdogg (Vote like the US Constitution depends on it - it does!!)
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To: P-Marlowe

Good for a few more votes from the SF Castro District, eheheheh!
BTW—— Go Giants! MLB and NFL.


5 posted on 10/20/2012 9:11:43 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: P-Marlowe

Easy to be hard


6 posted on 10/20/2012 9:12:00 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (We canÂ’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: P-Marlowe

So Obama wants to stick it to us for 4 more years.


7 posted on 10/20/2012 9:13:43 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: P-Marlowe

Hahaha!! Boy, if this doesn’t make the point...


8 posted on 10/20/2012 9:14:04 AM PDT by Thorliveshere
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To: freedumb2003

Dr. Woody Hardpecker? Satire?


9 posted on 10/20/2012 9:15:07 AM PDT by matchgirl (OMG! Obama Must Go !!!!)
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To: P-Marlowe

This is a big erection, probably will come down to late night examination of chads that are hung.


10 posted on 10/20/2012 9:15:07 AM PDT by polkajello (Romney: The Lesser of Two Weasels)
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To: P-Marlowe

All the blue pills in the world aren’t gonna help the little maggøt’s eLectile dysfunction on the 6th !


11 posted on 10/20/2012 9:17:13 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: P-Marlowe

My first thought was this is satire...

However looking back on this administration, what one would assume to be satire...turns out to be reality, is it not surreal, like looking through a kaleidoscope, WOW this is unbelievable, everything upside down, inside out, spinning this way and that.


12 posted on 10/20/2012 9:19:12 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: P-Marlowe

“A hard man is good to find.”


13 posted on 10/20/2012 9:19:46 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.)
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To: P-Marlowe
This story is wrong. Actually, the Messiah is going to provide free amyl nitrate (poppers).
14 posted on 10/20/2012 9:19:52 AM PDT by Stepan12
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To: P-Marlowe

Going after the issue hard and fast.


15 posted on 10/20/2012 9:20:29 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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What does the penal code say about this?

I don’t think it will stand up in court.


16 posted on 10/20/2012 9:20:54 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: matchgirl

Ya think....


17 posted on 10/20/2012 9:21:15 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (r)
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To: xzins; blue-duncan

Ping!


18 posted on 10/20/2012 9:22:52 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (There can be no Victory without a fight and no battle without wounds.)
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To: P-Marlowe
"If there's a blue pill and a red pill, and the blue pill is half the price of the red pill and works just as well, why not pay half price for the thing that's going to make you well?"... BHO


19 posted on 10/20/2012 9:23:10 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: P-Marlowe
You're just making things harder...


20 posted on 10/20/2012 9:26:49 AM PDT by WVKayaker (I'm more than happy to be Obama's "enemy of the week" - Sarah Palin)
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