Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

[Lorianne]

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

[Tax-chick]

Is this a “Bring out your dead” article?

[cicero2k]

Yet another reason women are murdered over there?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

What is the statutory time limit regarding sex with dead goats?

[McGruff]

I don’t think even Fred Imus would support that.

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

Reason # 255,308 to totally reject the death-cult known as islam...

[Lorianne]

I think they are going to get to that one next legislative session. So many important issues, so little time.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Now that’s gross! Two hours tops for me.

[Responsibility2nd]

 

 

 

 

"Dang it! Missed it by one minute.

 

Oh well. Honey, you never looked better."

[gimme1ibertee]

Don’t they mean the minimum age for marriage would be RAISED to 14? Then they’ll be raiding the “senior-citizen” homes for brides,since they have no problem raping 3-year-olds.

[NonValueAdded]

we’d call it the “one for the road law.” Cherish the diversity.

[hal ogen]

I guess my lib asshat teachers taught me all cultures are equal...who are we to judge? Ah, the stench of the so-called arab spring...

[gitmogrunt]

American Liberals will want to bring this practice to the U.S.

[LucianOfSamasota]

...in sickness and in health, ‘til six hours after death do us part...

Dude! The law provides that she must not object or struggle...isn’t that the same as consensual?

Anyway, as putrid as Sharia is, they won’t listen to us while we murder 2 million babies a year. They think they have the moral ‘high ground’ against the decadent west.

[no dems]

Really, 5 hours I can see. But 6? That’s disgusting.
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I really did LOL at that. I’m at work and almost blew my cover of being on a personal website while being paid on the job. Thanks a lot.

[UCANSEE2]

Wow. What a deal. Not only do the women get molested while dead

But they can start being molested at 14, cannot go to school, cannot work with men or have gainful employment.

Seems more like creating harems of sex slaves.

[bmwcyle]

“Not tonight, dear, I’m just dead seven hours.”

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

There was an Egyptian named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
When asked, “Does it smell?”
He said, “What the hell—
Just look at the money I save!”

[dfwgator]

“.....and I can still hear her complain.”

[AnTiw1]

Some of those magic pills warn of erections lasting ten hours...lucky Muslims are permitted tbree wives :^P

Gives “getting a stiffie” a kaleidoscope of interpretation...

[Responsibility2nd]

Six Hour Ping.

And if you don’t respond in 6 hours, then I call dibs.