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Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death
Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne

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To: Lorianne

“Achmed, I think my wife is dead!”
“How do you know, Habib?”
“Well, the sex is the same but the laundry is piling up.”


41 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:16 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Lorianne
Nary a peep from the NAGS because their BOY was responsible for it. Like Clinton, the NAGS can tolerate Chauvinism as long as it is a Democrat...

Mike

42 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:34 AM PDT by MichaelP (The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools ~HS)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

The sex is the same, but the laundry piles up.

43 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:48 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1192 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Lorianne

44 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:53 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lorianne

Earning their “green wings.” Jeepers! Speaks volumes about a culture whose religious authority deems it necessary to address and codify the subject.


45 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:53 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: Lorianne; Lazamataz

I doubt even Laz would hit that.


46 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:58 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: corlorde
How about six hour marriages at the morgue?

Like that doesn't happen already. And probably more like 5 minutes.

47 posted on 04/26/2012 8:06:58 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Lorianne

Would that be with or without a condom?


48 posted on 04/26/2012 8:07:13 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (End Obama's War On Freedom.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Dang! Someone beat me to it...


49 posted on 04/26/2012 8:07:13 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: Lorianne

The new rules for living women are what we need to be concerned with. Removing rights to education (reading), probably driving, and lowering the age of marriage to 14 will impact live women all their lives.

How will the 6 hour rule be enforced?


50 posted on 04/26/2012 8:07:55 AM PDT by DBrow
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To: McGruff

In the past your right, but now, he may be cool with it, but that’s all right since he is also dead.


51 posted on 04/26/2012 8:08:10 AM PDT by gusty
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To: Tax-chick
Is this a “Bring out your dead” article?

No, that list is reserved for pandemics and potential pandemics.

52 posted on 04/26/2012 8:08:38 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1192 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Tasteless outburst of “how can you tell the difference?” jokes commencing in 3......2........1.......

How can you tell the difference between a dead Egyptian wife and one that is still alive?

The dead wife gets more respect.
The dead wife does not feel it when she is beaten.
The dead wife is as cold hearted as her husband.

53 posted on 04/26/2012 8:09:41 AM PDT by gunsequalfreedom (Conservative is not a label of convenience. It is a guide to your actions.)
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To: Jim from C-Town

Is that with or without their barquas?


54 posted on 04/26/2012 8:10:41 AM PDT by jayrunner
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

That reminds me of something I saw several months ago regarding an Iranian cleric addressing whether one could eat an animal one had sex with...


55 posted on 04/26/2012 8:12:18 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (We apologise for the fault in this tagline. Those responsible have been sacked.)
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To: corlorde
Wait, there could be a lucrative moneymaking venture here.


56 posted on 04/26/2012 8:13:00 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

There was an old widower, Doyle,
Who wrapped up his wife in tin foil.
..He thought it would please her
..To stay in the freezer
And anyway, outside she’d spoil.


57 posted on 04/26/2012 8:14:12 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: Lorianne

Egyptian husband doesn’t necessarily mean they have to be the husband of the dead wife.

How can you tell it’s an Egyptian wife’s funeral. All the men have their pants around their knees.


58 posted on 04/26/2012 8:14:42 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Lorianne; windcliff; stylecouncilor

New STD from this - Stiffilis?


59 posted on 04/26/2012 8:15:04 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Edgar3
A death cult set up by the dark lord himself.

A death cult encouraged by the DORK LORD himself.


60 posted on 04/26/2012 8:16:39 AM PDT by Iron Munro (If Repub's paid as much attention to Rush Limbaugh as the Dem's do, we wouldn't be in this mess)
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