Democrat Introduces Bill Banning Masturbation (Oklahoma)

Fox News ^ | February 08, 2012 | Michael Allen

[Paleo Conservative]

Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate Bill 1433 states a fetus “at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.”

In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment......

[dfwgator]

"Go away...'batin."

[Viking2002]

And she is going to prosecute men for 'burping the bishop' how? Make residents label their trash with their street address so forensics techs can dig out tissues to look for incriminating DNA evidence? Typical Oprah-watching, abortion-on-demand, urban liberal black female. I'll bet she and her battery-powered friend have many a late night fantasy about Tavis Smiley. In her mind, the part of the failure of her semi-isolated, gang-bang, hippity-hippity-hop culture is due to restrictions on indulging in self-genocide because her fellow sistas can't keep their thighs together, and a lack of Other People's Money to pay for it when they can't. Smarmy piglet.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[ari-freedom]

This would effectively outlaw all gay activity. Woops!

[savagesusie]

Such an embarrassment this person is-—not even understanding fundamental biology. Democrats are brainless—they can never argue anything because they are dumb.

Many Germans remarked how the SA Brownshirts were so rude and vulgar and obnoxious-—they were intellectual midgets—especially Hitler—who was uncouth and called a “madman” by many. They were fascists/socialists.

They just wanted control over other people and they couldn’t do it with intellectual discussion-—it was by thuggery and destroying the Rule of Law.

These Democrats are nothing but Nazi Brownshirts-—they act exactly the same way. They are just as disgusting. OWS and ACORN thugs are the same disgusting defecating fascists.

[Slings and Arrows]

She's just yanking your chain.

[cynwoody]

everybody had a chance to go into the ballot box and pull the lever

I'll pass and let that lever go unpulled, button unpushed, whatever.

[Kickass Conservative]

No need for enforcement. Just make another Law mandating that every dwelling has to have a picture of this Woman, or Michelle Obama, hanging on every wall in every room.

This will probably mean that Contraceptives will be unnecessary as well, so Religious Institutions and Health Insurance Companies won't have to comply with the Dear Leaders pronouncement.

Abortions will plummet as well, so Planned Parenthood will go out if business before you know it.

Sounds like a win-win to me. This woman is a genius, surpassing the intelligence of both Barbara Boxer and Maxine Waters in one fell swoop.

[Darren McCarty]

Constance Johnson

Johnson? That's the last name? LOL.

[montanajoe]

This should be passed by every legislative body both State and Federal in the interest of stopping the circle jerk some call government...

[bramps]

She must be related to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

[ari-freedom]

“Abortions will plummet as well, so Planned Parenthood will go out if business before you know it.”

On the other hand, suicides would skyrocket so there will be another avenue of revenue for these death dealers.

[Titan Magroyne]

Does she propose that getting caught red-handed result in a stiff sentence? Methinks this proposal is mere lip service regarding the penal code, a limp-wristed effort at anti-abortion law.

What can you expect from a lesbo who doesn’t know dick about it?

[KoRn]

Could you imagine the howling from the left/media and late night comedians that would ensue had something like this been introduced by a Republican? Since a dem is behind such insanity, it will go ignored by the MSM.

[dixiechick2000]

“In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

She’s just arguing a fictitious character’s version of “reckless abandonment” from Legally Blonde.

I know...it’s a movie. ;o)

[Republican Wildcat]

In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

I've encountered many things that can be described as ridiculous...this may literally be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. I'd have to search my memory banks but it'd be difficult for this to come in any less than tied for first...

[expat1000]

A liberal idiot showing a complete lack of knowledge of science. Sperm alone is not a person. It is when it unites with an egg that a new, distinct person is formed.

Doesn't matter. That's far too complex for the people that vote for her to understand.

[Nextrush]

Here in PA we have to “touch the screen” to cast our votes.

[yank in the UK]

What a dumb jack off (mind the pun) this woman is

[rfp1234]

If the Rats are counting the votes, they will literally get into the ballot box to mess with them.

[Safetgiver]

But...but, what am I supposed to do when stopped at red lights?