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Democrat Introduces Bill Banning Masturbation (Oklahoma)
Fox News ^ | February 08, 2012 | Michael Allen

Posted on 02/14/2012 9:36:42 PM PST by Paleo Conservative

Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate Bill 1433 states a fetus “at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.”

In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced an amendment......


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: Oklahoma
KEYWORDS: abortion; abortocrats; constancejohnson; constantjohnson; contestjohnson; disturbation; eggheads; jerkban; libtards; masterdebater; mentaldisorder; monkeyspankban; napl; nocontest; savethemales; spermspillbill; spermula; wanker
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I had to excerpt.

Apparently she is waging this campaign single handedly.

1 posted on 02/14/2012 9:36:51 PM PST by Paleo Conservative
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To: Paleo Conservative

bump for laughs later...

gnite.


2 posted on 02/14/2012 9:38:20 PM PST by Gasshog (going to get what all those libs asked for, but its not what they expected.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

What a wankjob; she must have eaten too much choked chicken jerky.


3 posted on 02/14/2012 9:40:35 PM PST by rfp1234 (RFP's Law: Whoever blames Bush first shall lose the argument.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

she needs a good spankin’


4 posted on 02/14/2012 9:41:31 PM PST by bigbob
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To: Paleo Conservative

I think this would best be taken up as a statewide referendum so everybody had a chance to go into the ballot box and pull the lever.


5 posted on 02/14/2012 9:42:08 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Paleo Conservative

A liberal idiot showing a complete lack of knowledge of science. Sperm alone is not a person. It is when it unites with an egg that a new, distinct person is formed.


6 posted on 02/14/2012 9:44:19 PM PST by Pinkbell
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To: Paleo Conservative

She’s a sexist too; the amendment targets only men’s aimless spermicide but says nothing about women abusing their own ova.


7 posted on 02/14/2012 9:44:25 PM PST by rfp1234 (RFP's Law: Whoever blames Bush first shall lose the argument.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

I’ll just leave this here (obligatory Monty Python reference):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

:)


8 posted on 02/14/2012 9:50:17 PM PST by PissAndVinegar
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To: Paleo Conservative

She appears to be having a spat with her battery-powered boyfriend.


9 posted on 02/14/2012 9:50:48 PM PST by taxcutisapayraise (Making Statism Unpopular)
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To: Pinkbell
A liberal idiot showing a complete lack of knowledge of science. Sperm alone is not a person. It is when it unites with an egg that a new, distinct person is formed.

Well, you have to give her credit for being half right. :=)

I do have to wonder, though, what her gay constituents think about the requirement that the target of the sperm must be a vagina?

10 posted on 02/14/2012 9:50:58 PM PST by Bob
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To: Paleo Conservative

I thought this was Christine O’Donnell’s issue? It seems is all good when the libs weigh in.


11 posted on 02/14/2012 9:52:05 PM PST by outofstyle (Down All the Days)
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To: Paleo Conservative

And just how do they propose to enforce this law, considering that 99.9999 percent of masturbation takes place in private?


12 posted on 02/14/2012 9:53:25 PM PST by doc1019 (Romney will never get my vote!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

first dibs on the blondie lesbo in the background

that ndegeocello (sic) thing really moves me..i’m a sucker for it


13 posted on 02/14/2012 9:56:00 PM PST by wardaddy (I am a social conservative. My political party left me(again). They can go to hell in a bucket.)
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To: Paleo Conservative
How does she square that bill with her party's undying support for Sex Ed Planned Parenthood Style ?
14 posted on 02/14/2012 9:56:52 PM PST by Baynative (Please check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFIcZkEzc8I)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LMAO!


15 posted on 02/14/2012 9:57:57 PM PST by Greystoke
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To: Paleo Conservative

Jocelyn Elder is not laughing!


16 posted on 02/14/2012 10:02:27 PM PST by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: Greystoke

Dammit...I meant to say “voting booth”, not “ballot box.” Been a long day :-)


17 posted on 02/14/2012 10:03:35 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Some folks are just too stupid to exist.


18 posted on 02/14/2012 10:04:20 PM PST by doc1019 (Romney will never get my vote!)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Someone needs to come over the top and add an amendment condemning Joycelyn Elders work in the ‘intergenerational intimacy’ field.

Make these bastards own the whole package.

http://www.thepublicdiscourse.com/2011/12/4440


19 posted on 02/14/2012 10:04:22 PM PST by rwilson99 (Please tell me how the words "shall not perish and have everlasting life" would NOT apply to Mary.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Is it necessary for one to be caught in the act or will a confession suffice?


20 posted on 02/14/2012 10:05:00 PM PST by davisfh
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