Posted on 06/24/2011 8:07:51 AM PDT by surroundedbyblue
An employee of Bed, Bath & Beyond in St. Davids Square shopping center reported to Radnor Township Police on June 5 a package containing human vomit was left in the parking lot there.
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LOL, Barf Alert.
As far as I know this is the first time Barf Alert could be applied LITERALLY.
35 pounds a week is 5 pounds a day.
I’d say that’s a bit beyond the capabilities of most individuals. Maybe somebody is holding weekly “drink until you vomit” parties, and doesn’t want to block up his drain pipes.
LOL!
Was it BOGO?...................
35 pounds seems kind of small for a RINO, but who’s running now?
This wino was constantly overdoing it and coming home to the flophouse he shared with two buddies smelling of alcohol and vomit.
They warned him repeatedly to no avail.
Finally, the friends decide to play a trick on him. They go to one of those farmer's markets and buy a couple of chickens which need to be plucked and gutted. They get rid of the feathers but drop the guts in the waste can which he normally pukes in.
He comes to a couple hours later and tells his buddies he is swearing off booze.
"Why the sudden change?," they asked.
"Well you guys kept warning me that one day, I'd puke my guts out. It just happened and I knew I'd be a goner without some fast action."
"Oh," they said, "what did you do?"
"It was awful, but with some help from a long brush handle and some hard swallowing, I managed to get them all back in!"
“Bed, Barf,and Beyond”......
Someone must have seen the prices.
LMAO!!!!!!
BB&B sells thin mints?
I don’t see how ANYONE could collect that massive a bag of literal human vomit. Even blind drunk and sick to the stomach frat boys couldn’t pull this off as a prank unless they all managed to get blind drunk AND sick at the same time, and some designated collector got it into one of those heavy-duty bags/ On second thought, maybe they could.
But my feeling is it’s a bag of something made to LOOK like vomit.
Water weighs 8 pounds per gallon...
This bag would be nearly 5 gallons of vomit...
Must have been exposed to a Lady Gaga “song”..
Well, there’s a headline I could have gibe all day without reading!
I think I could produce that pretty easily if I watched CNN, MSNBC and read the NYT every day for a week.
“BB&B sells thin mints?”
No, merely wafer thin. They skimp on the patee, however.
..a good day?
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