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35 lb. bag of vomit left in Pa. Bed, Bath, & Beyond parking lot
http://www.whptv.com/news/local/story/35-lb-bag-of-vomit-left-in-Pa-Bed-Bath-Beyond/WF5-3QNG9kidQuK07BynPw.cspx ^ | 6/22/2011

Posted on 06/24/2011 8:07:51 AM PDT by surroundedbyblue

An employee of Bed, Bath & Beyond in St. Davids Square shopping center reported to Radnor Township Police on June 5 a package containing human vomit was left in the parking lot there.

(Excerpt) Read more at whptv.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: barfalert; pennsylvania; vomit
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

LOL, Barf Alert.
As far as I know this is the first time Barf Alert could be applied LITERALLY.


21 posted on 06/24/2011 8:17:41 AM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: surroundedbyblue

35 pounds a week is 5 pounds a day.

I’d say that’s a bit beyond the capabilities of most individuals. Maybe somebody is holding weekly “drink until you vomit” parties, and doesn’t want to block up his drain pipes.


22 posted on 06/24/2011 8:18:20 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: RichInOC

23 posted on 06/24/2011 8:19:44 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: edpc
Well, I guess that finally explains what the “beyond” is.

LOL!

24 posted on 06/24/2011 8:20:05 AM PDT by Calliecat
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To: surroundedbyblue

Was it BOGO?...................


25 posted on 06/24/2011 8:21:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: surroundedbyblue

35 pounds seems kind of small for a RINO, but who’s running now?


26 posted on 06/24/2011 8:21:30 AM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Boogieman
Reminds me of a wino joke my brother told me.

This wino was constantly overdoing it and coming home to the flophouse he shared with two buddies smelling of alcohol and vomit.

They warned him repeatedly to no avail.

Finally, the friends decide to play a trick on him. They go to one of those farmer's markets and buy a couple of chickens which need to be plucked and gutted. They get rid of the feathers but drop the guts in the waste can which he normally pukes in.

He comes to a couple hours later and tells his buddies he is swearing off booze.

"Why the sudden change?," they asked.

"Well you guys kept warning me that one day, I'd puke my guts out. It just happened and I knew I'd be a goner without some fast action."

"Oh," they said, "what did you do?"

"It was awful, but with some help from a long brush handle and some hard swallowing, I managed to get them all back in!"

27 posted on 06/24/2011 8:21:54 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: surroundedbyblue

“Bed, Barf,and Beyond”......


28 posted on 06/24/2011 8:22:31 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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To: surroundedbyblue

Someone must have seen the prices.


29 posted on 06/24/2011 8:22:31 AM PDT by fwdude (Prosser wins, Goonions lose.)
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To: All

LMAO!!!!!!


30 posted on 06/24/2011 8:22:38 AM PDT by surroundedbyblue (Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

BB&B sells thin mints?


31 posted on 06/24/2011 8:23:44 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: surroundedbyblue

I don’t see how ANYONE could collect that massive a bag of literal human vomit. Even blind drunk and sick to the stomach frat boys couldn’t pull this off as a prank unless they all managed to get blind drunk AND sick at the same time, and some designated collector got it into one of those heavy-duty bags/ On second thought, maybe they could.
But my feeling is it’s a bag of something made to LOOK like vomit.


32 posted on 06/24/2011 8:24:22 AM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Water weighs 8 pounds per gallon...

This bag would be nearly 5 gallons of vomit...


33 posted on 06/24/2011 8:24:59 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: surroundedbyblue

34 posted on 06/24/2011 8:26:03 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Liz Cheney/Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: surroundedbyblue

Must have been exposed to a Lady Gaga “song”..


35 posted on 06/24/2011 8:26:10 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Cain/Netanyahu 2012)
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To: surroundedbyblue


You know, there's no fingerprints on vomit. It could've been murder.
36 posted on 06/24/2011 8:26:31 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: surroundedbyblue

Well, there’s a headline I could have gibe all day without reading!


37 posted on 06/24/2011 8:27:02 AM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: Boogieman
Where in the heck does one get 35 pounds of human vomit PER WEEK?

I think I could produce that pretty easily if I watched CNN, MSNBC and read the NYT every day for a week.

38 posted on 06/24/2011 8:28:41 AM PDT by Maceman (Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
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To: skeeter

“BB&B sells thin mints?”

No, merely wafer thin. They skimp on the patee, however.


39 posted on 06/24/2011 8:29:13 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: PGR88

..a good day?


40 posted on 06/24/2011 8:30:42 AM PDT by nitzy (A just law does not punish virtue nor reward vice.)
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