Posted on 05/19/2011 8:35:23 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
http://www.970wfla.com/mediaplayer/?station=WFLA-AM&action=listenlive&channel_title=
Thanks. I found it on WMAL.
It’s great to be on FR, where I can be with people who think like I do!
Hopefully he spoke and I missed it.
I think he’s still blathering.
I agree, but its either here or the state mental hospital. :)
This is the National Mental Hospital. /s
Obummer wants Israel to return to the 1967 borders.
But we do manage to have a good time.
Good luck with that.
He is a moron & an ideological moron at that.
he is a f%^*&% muslim who hates God and Israel period
I thought Rush almost answered my question yesterday when he spent the whole first hour on Newt. It wasn't pretty.
But now he's going to have him on for a half-hour or more?
So now I wonder: Does Rush believe in anything? I wondered about this too when he effectively said that Obama put the Birth Certificate issue to rest. Surely Rush knows this latest BC is obviously bogus. What's going on?
ML/NJ
he might speak for his administration - but i doubt the majority of americans believe that
“Scuttlebutt” my butt . . . I can’t see Bibi agreeing to offer to return to the ‘67 borders.
No way in hell that Bibi will put up with this. No way.
your work is excellent
Bibi meets Obambi tomorrow
You are kind.
The credit goes to LS.
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