Posted on 05/19/2011 8:35:23 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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clinton-neutered gingrich is on today?
At 2:06 according to Facebook.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushWillHaveRINONewtOndittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Damned newts. They get their @$$ handed to them and what do they do? Grow another and come back for more.
bttt
Will the “O” pre-empt the beginning of the program with another speech the nation?
The BHO speech being delayed 27 minutes is no accident.
“The BHO speech being delayed 27 minutes is no accident.”
They don’t know noon happens every day at the same time?
Ovomit is late getting started for his hate Israel speech. It was supposed to start 11:30 but the teleprompters quit working. He could just come out and say “I hate Israel” and he wouldn’t even need the prompters!
JMHO, the reason for the delay is that the Flash Poll at 10:00 came in ten points lower than the WH gurus thought, so they’ve had to take down Teleprompter 1.0 and re-install Teleprompter 1.3A.
I’ll leave out the “Lies” part of the program name so I don’t get labeled as a racist......again.
I’m here, but I’m not waiting for the Loser in chief. Ike needs a walk.
What he puts out is more valuable than what BO does.
Work & Lurk mode today.
Did Obummer start this speech yet?
I thought they were doing the same thing. It comes from the same body orifice.
on this subject, I think of Moosehell and I shudder
I’m sure it smells much better, too.
Hey friend, love your tag. My hubby is also a Nam Vet (Army). I love all Veterans past and present, but of course, my sweetheart the most!
Would not surprise me if he does.
Darn! Just realized the local radio station pre-empted Rush to air a stupid Pirates game.
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