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Man airlifted after fight with cat
Cleveland [TX] Advocate ^ | 5/6/11 | VANESA BRASHIER

Posted on 05/09/2011 9:17:54 AM PDT by Huntress

A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.

The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County.

At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston.

Game wardens Danny Diaz and Adam Broll captured the cat. It was taken to Big Thicket Animal Hospital for examination.

The man's identity is unknown at this time.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cat; kitteh; kittyping; napl; vikingkitty
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To: Huntress

It sounds like this guy learned some important new facts about cats.


121 posted on 05/09/2011 12:02:09 PM PDT by rogue yam
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To: EBH

so many cats...so few recipes.


122 posted on 05/09/2011 12:10:24 PM PDT by folkquest
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To: blueunicorn6

Coffee powered bobcat domestic mix with the bug eye out for some turkey breast from my sandwich.
I lost, horrifically.
After the docs removed the arm of the couch from my digestive tract, and they reattached my left arm below the elbow, the docs asked me how many men were involved in the attack.
I said it was my cat.
The first responders stated that the cat was as polite and friendly as could be.
I get out of the psych ward next year.


123 posted on 05/09/2011 12:18:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
Don't get me wrong... I like cats.

...they taste just like chicken!

124 posted on 05/09/2011 12:21:18 PM PDT by folkquest
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To: folkquest

I like cats as well.
If cats had thumbs, mankind would be doomed.


125 posted on 05/09/2011 12:23:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Huntress

This only reinforces my opinion that cats would kill their owners if they were big enough.


126 posted on 05/09/2011 12:29:40 PM PDT by Nachoman (Wisdom is learned, cynicism is earned.)
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To: Huntress

You have to be careful with the Pussy.


127 posted on 05/09/2011 12:51:26 PM PDT by DeaconRed (I think it is fitting that UBL wore a NAVY swaby hat. NAVY Seals, sealed his fate. . . . . .)
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To: EBH

Reminds me of that Fabulous Furry Freak bros cartoon where a a black guy with a shovel said “let me spade that mutha ***** cat!


128 posted on 05/09/2011 1:22:39 PM PDT by Tea Party Reveler
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To: null and void
Do you have the How to give your cat a bath excerpt?

Put cat in toilet and close lid. Sit on lid. Flush several times and you have a clean cat and toilet.

129 posted on 05/09/2011 1:40:55 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The American taxpayer cannot support the tax and spend habits of DC.)
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To: Huntress
Funny story I heard about a stray cat and a convertible. Guy parked his car near his apartment with the windows down regularly. Stray alley cat would frequent the car marking its territory. Guy was unhappy. Guy also thought himself somewhat tough. So, the plan was to jump into the car when the cat was inside, cram the cat into a duffle bag and dispose of said cat.

Guy almost did not make it out of the car alive...

I think I still occasionally see that cat driving around town in that car...

130 posted on 05/09/2011 1:46:36 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (I tweet, too...)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Huntress
A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.

Yikes!

This article says the cat attacked 'Friday AFTERNOON.' My cat sleeps all day and goes on the hunt around the house at night. Stay out of his way!

131 posted on 05/09/2011 2:10:12 PM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
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To: Darksheare

That, is a good one!


132 posted on 05/09/2011 2:12:29 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; potlatch; SandRat; LUV W; Lucky9teen; Allegra; ...

I could swear they're planning a takeover.





133 posted on 05/09/2011 2:18:38 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratick)
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To: blueunicorn6
On a serious note, that cat DID have an addiction to turkey, roast beef, ham, and provolone cheese.
If any of the above were in visual range, she'd climb my leg and do a weird combination of a meow and a bobcats “Mwow”.
The missus made the mistake of wearing shorts one day while making a sandwich.
I've never seen someone immobilized from pain before, but she was frozen in place with the cat quizzically looking at me like, “What's her problem? YOU don't yell when I climb YOUR pantleg!”
134 posted on 05/09/2011 2:20:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Lady Jag

BWAAAHAAAAHAAAA! That one nearly ended up in orbit! :D


135 posted on 05/09/2011 2:23:07 PM PDT by luvie (GOP? You need to fight like a GIRL!!~~Sarah Palin)
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To: Lady Jag

Now THAT was an assassination attempt!
Cat has played too much Halo Reach.


136 posted on 05/09/2011 2:23:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Justa

Maybe the guy tried ripping off the cat’s crack?


137 posted on 05/09/2011 2:23:40 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

ROFL


138 posted on 05/09/2011 2:24:08 PM PDT by Gene Eric (*** Jesus ***)
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To: Lady Jag

LOLOLOLOL!!


139 posted on 05/09/2011 2:27:56 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: LUV W
Yeah, thank goodness the camera stopped him from going into orbit.

It wasn't mere luck, however, as the MedCats were flying.


140 posted on 05/09/2011 2:37:20 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratick)
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