[blueunicorn6]

That, is a good one!

[Darksheare]

On a serious note, that cat DID have an addiction to turkey, roast beef, ham, and provolone cheese.
If any of the above were in visual range, she'd climb my leg and do a weird combination of a meow and a bobcats “Mwow”.
The missus made the mistake of wearing shorts one day while making a sandwich.
I've never seen someone immobilized from pain before, but she was frozen in place with the cat quizzically looking at me like, “What's her problem? YOU don't yell when I climb YOUR pantleg!”