Posted on 04/13/2011 6:28:29 AM PDT by tcrlaf
Just a little fun on an an early morning! Please fell free to add your own quips, on things that send our Democrat/liberal friends in to low orbit.
Mine so far: "So, have you seen real Obama's Birth Certificate, yet?"
"Have you paid your taxes lately?"
"How's those gas prices, eh?"
"What happened to your 'Close Gitmo NOW!' sign?"
Sarah Palin.
I really like how Obama closed Gitmo so fast because torture was wrong.....
I thought Obama's support for Wall Street and the big banks was touching.........
How did you like all that globally warmed snow that fell this winter?
Isn't it wonderful how Obama allowed Brazil to drill in the gulf?
Sheesh, there's hundreds of these. All of them capable of ruining the day of a progressive lib.
Huh?
One of my favorite Tea Part signs is
“How do you get ‘Racist’ out of ‘Good Morning’?”
When are we going to “give peace a chance”?
“Sheesh, there’s hundreds of these. All of them capable of ruining the day of a progressive lib.”
Which is exactly the point...
I asked a lefty college kid:
If you care so much for the poor, why don’t you use YOUR bar mitzvah money to aid them??.
I asked a lefty government worker:
Have YOU ever had to make a payroll???
I asked an anti gun person:
Shouldn’t a gay person have the right to defend themselves with superior weapons, from a homophobia mob so that more Mathew Shepard incidents do NOT take place???
I asked a lefty person wearing a STOP The Hate t-shirt:
Does that statement on your shirt apply to Sarah Palin???
I love f’in with lefties...they are so neurotic that just making eye contact with them is enough to send them to a weeks worth of therapy...
” Man, if Obama is the smartest guy in the room, “
The frightening thought - given the performance of our political ‘leaders’ over the past couple of decades, maybe O *is* the smartest guy in the room.....
“Man, if Obama is the smartest guy in the room, that makes “W” a genius, since he had all these policies first.”
Man, do I know some libs who would go absolutely homicidal over that one!!!
I'd bet he's the shiftiest.
If Obama is so smart, how come they haven’t released his grades from college or law school?
Can I borrow your giant paper-mâché head and paint it brown?
President Palin
When is the last time you washed your car? Ever notice how liberals drive dirty cars? I figured it out. That is one thing they can’t depend on the government to do for them.
They’re all lazy leeches.
The government today, announced that it’s changing it’s emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while your ...actually being screwed.
(On a Monday morning) So how was church?
What is the result when you divide by Zero?
“Don’t you ever bathe...?”
Are you better off now than 2 years ago?
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