President Palin
When is the last time you washed your car? Ever notice how liberals drive dirty cars? I figured it out. That is one thing they can’t depend on the government to do for them.
They’re all lazy leeches.
The government today, announced that it’s changing it’s emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while your ...actually being screwed.