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Man Seeks Police Protection from Sex-Crazed Wife
Bild.de ^ | January 26, 2011

Posted on 01/31/2011 8:05:18 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

WAIBLINGEN, Germany -- A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.

The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.

He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.

German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.

"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.

"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.


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KEYWORDS: chat; chitchat; napl; nymphomaniac
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61 posted on 01/31/2011 9:27:10 AM PST by Lazamataz (If Illegal Aliens are Undocumented Workers, then Thieves are Undocumented Shoppers.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

This is CLEARLY not my wife.


62 posted on 01/31/2011 9:28:28 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Conservatives want a CHOICE not an echo - No more RINOs!)
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To: UCANSEE2
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


63 posted on 01/31/2011 9:31:22 AM PST by JWinNC (www.anailinhisplace.net)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

"Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."

64 posted on 01/31/2011 9:31:35 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Lazamataz
You have to get in line.


65 posted on 01/31/2011 9:34:33 AM PST by DeFault User
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


66 posted on 01/31/2011 9:35:59 AM PST by rlmorel ("If this doesn't light your fire, Men, the pilot light's out!"...Coach Ed Bolin)
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To: Responsibility2nd

and wish for a four hour erection........


67 posted on 01/31/2011 10:39:38 AM PST by depenzz (Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“That other thread” was too homosexual. This one’s too hetero, but here it is still.


68 posted on 01/31/2011 12:25:55 PM PST by TheOldLady ("...Communists in Congress, and Islamics everywhere, are showing who they truly are." - Lazamataz)
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To: TheOldLady
“That other thread” was too homosexual. This one’s too hetero, but here it is still.

Bestiality threads are a hit-or-miss proposition too.

69 posted on 01/31/2011 1:32:50 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Too mozlem?


70 posted on 01/31/2011 1:41:11 PM PST by TheOldLady ("...Communists in Congress, and Islamics everywhere, are showing who they truly are." - Lazamataz)
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To: mikrofon
Ich bin ein Burnedouter

Mit ein sore Weiner!

71 posted on 01/31/2011 5:51:26 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: rarestia

What is truly tragic as a way for the nymphomanic to find ‘balance,’ like the alcoholic tries to find ‘balance’ or even more delusionally a ‘cure’ in another person, so they pick a sexual anorexic. Even worse is when they marry. Now there is the fourth of July in a package. Ouch!


72 posted on 01/31/2011 9:22:13 PM PST by GOP Poet (Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
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To: GOP Poet
A Muslim man having sex with a woman? There must be a lot of lonesome critters out there. Who knew? Oh, the huge manatee!
73 posted on 02/01/2011 1:05:18 AM PST by MasterGunner01 (To err is human; to forgive is not our policy. -- SEAL Team SIX)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
I saw the movie once...


74 posted on 02/02/2011 12:55:10 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
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To: a fool in paradise

The mark of great art is that each generation finds a new relevance in it.


75 posted on 02/02/2011 1:02:51 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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