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Man Seeks Police Protection from Sex-Crazed Wife
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| January 26, 2011
Posted on 01/31/2011 8:05:18 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
WAIBLINGEN, Germany -- A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.
The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.
He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.
German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.
"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.
"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chat; chitchat; napl; nymphomaniac
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To: JRios1968; rarestia; rlmorel; FreedomOfExpression; E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
01/31/2011 9:27:10 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If Illegal Aliens are Undocumented Workers, then Thieves are Undocumented Shoppers.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
This is CLEARLY not my wife.
62
posted on
01/31/2011 9:28:28 AM PST
by
Buckeye Battle Cry
(Conservatives want a CHOICE not an echo - No more RINOs!)
To: UCANSEE2
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
63
posted on
01/31/2011 9:31:22 AM PST
by
JWinNC
(www.anailinhisplace.net)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
"Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."
64
posted on
01/31/2011 9:31:35 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Lazamataz
You have to get in line.
To: Lazamataz
66
posted on
01/31/2011 9:35:59 AM PST
by
rlmorel
("If this doesn't light your fire, Men, the pilot light's out!"...Coach Ed Bolin)
To: Responsibility2nd
and wish for a four hour erection........
67
posted on
01/31/2011 10:39:38 AM PST
by
depenzz
(Its what you learn after you know it all that counts.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“That other thread” was too homosexual. This one’s too hetero, but here it is still.
68
posted on
01/31/2011 12:25:55 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
("...Communists in Congress, and Islamics everywhere, are showing who they truly are." - Lazamataz)
To: TheOldLady
“That other thread” was too homosexual. This one’s too hetero, but here it is still.Bestiality threads are a hit-or-miss proposition too.
69
posted on
01/31/2011 1:32:50 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
70
posted on
01/31/2011 1:41:11 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
("...Communists in Congress, and Islamics everywhere, are showing who they truly are." - Lazamataz)
To: mikrofon
Ich bin ein Burnedouter Mit ein sore Weiner!
71
posted on
01/31/2011 5:51:26 PM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: rarestia
What is truly tragic as a way for the nymphomanic to find ‘balance,’ like the alcoholic tries to find ‘balance’ or even more delusionally a ‘cure’ in another person, so they pick a sexual anorexic. Even worse is when they marry. Now there is the fourth of July in a package. Ouch!
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posted on
01/31/2011 9:22:13 PM PST
by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: GOP Poet
A Muslim man having sex with a woman? There must be a lot of lonesome critters out there. Who knew? Oh, the huge manatee!
73
posted on
02/01/2011 1:05:18 AM PST
by
MasterGunner01
(To err is human; to forgive is not our policy. -- SEAL Team SIX)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
I saw the movie once...
74
posted on
02/02/2011 12:55:10 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The biggest waste of brainpower is to want to change something that's not changeable. -Albert Brooks)
To: a fool in paradise
The mark of great art is that each generation finds a new relevance in it.
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posted on
02/02/2011 1:02:51 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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