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Bootleg Lightbulbs Coming to California (Starting Jan. 1, Incandescents cannot be bought .. legally)
American Thinker ^ | 12/26/2010 | Luminus Maximus

Posted on 12/27/2010 12:01:30 PM PST by SeekAndFind

Here's a new poll question: Should California be 1) given back to the Spanish missionaries, or 2) just allowed to go dark? 

For most of us, the first option -- give it back to the Spanish Jesuits -- is most appealing.  After all, if the EU is ready to bail out Spain, why not tack on its erstwhile colony and pick up that tab, too?

However, Californians unwilling to wait for the results of our poll question have already decided: apagar la luz.  Old reliable, the 100-watt light bulb -- safe, cheap, and bright enough to read, write, cook, shave, and put on your makeup by, will be gone January 1.

The California Energy Commission in September 2010 published its 226-page Appliance Efficiency Regulations, whereby the 100-watt incandescent light bulb will be outlawed at midnight on December 31, 2010.

Californians with self-imposed rationing, running out of both energy and common sense, have declared that consuming electrical power is a social vice.  Electric power must be curbed, along with banning Dr. Pepper and Happy Meals.  And it's not just light bulbs.  These appliance standards will regulate and ban hundreds of products  including

refrigerators, air conditioners, space heaters, water heaters, pool heaters, pool pumps, electric spas, pool pump motors, plumbing fittings, plumbing fixtures, showerheads, spray valves, faucets, tub spout diverters, water closets, urinals, ceiling fans, ceiling fan light kits, dehumidifiers, fluorescent lamp ballasts, lamps, general purpose lighting, emergency lighting, exit signs, traffic signal modules, traffic signal lamps, luminaires, torchieres, portable lighting fixtures, metal halide luminaires, high intensity discharge fixtures, HID fixtures, under-cabinet luminaires, dishwashers, clothes washers, clothes dryers, cooking products, food service equipment, electric motors, low-voltage dry-type distribution transformers, external AC to DC and AC to AC power supplies, consumer electronics, consumer audio and video equipment, televisions, compact audio products, digital versatile disc players, digital versatile disc recorders, digital television adapters, battery charger systems[.]

Of course, California's green variety replacing the power-guzzlers will carry a purchase price premium, a performance downgrade, or a nasty surprise -- maybe all three.  One of the 100-watt incandescent light bulb substitutes will be the 72-watt halogen -- a modest energy improvement, to be sure, but an improvement demanding a 200% price premium...if you can find any.  The 23-watt CFL, the darling of the environmentalists, is a bit cheaper than the halogen, and you get a prize in every bulb.  Consider that with a Happy Meal you get a toy; with a CFL, you get 3mg of mercury.  Please, sir, may I have another?

Imagine 100-watt incandescent light bulbs as contraband in California -- persona non gratis -- but illegal immigrants get free tuition -- amigo de bienvenida.

How can California stop the dreaded 100-watt light bulbs from invading their green paradise?  Simple: reprise Broderick Crawford as Chief Dan Matthews on the TV classic "Highway Patrol."  Maybe his fleet of '56 Buicks could set up roadblocks along every interstate highway stretching from Oregon to Arizona.

Smuggling bootleg light bulbs into California would be a piece of cake.  Just stuff them inside bales of marijuana.  Or line up eight packs in the cargo bays of Greyhound buses carrying illegals on the express lane from Tijuana to any of two dozen sanctuary cities.  Hey, wave 'em on in, there's nothing to check there!  Ten-four!

Well, what to expect from a state having the highest taxes in the nation, one of the highest net population outflows (rivaled only by New York and New Jersey), the highest electricity rates (except for new England)?  What to expect from a state whose citizenry re-elected Barbara Boxer to the U.S. Senate?  What to expect from a state where protecting three-inch bait fish -- Delta smelts -- is more important than tomatoes, cantaloupes, and jobs?

And on top of the light bulb ban and more job-killing regulations, California will herald its own cap-and-trade initiative -- driving up electricity rates even higher, driving up the exodus of more taxpayers, driving up costs for the poor and impoverished, and motivating little else except to expedite bankruptcy discussions.

It was John B.L. Soule from Terra Haute Indiana in the 1850s who first coined the phrase "Go west, young man!"  Today, you'd be best to keep going...across the South Pacific...at least to New Zealand, where the light bulb ban created such a firestorm that it ushered in a new government that reversed the ban in 2008.

Here's an excerpt from a dialog in the New Zealand Parliament in December of 2008 that you'll never hear in the California Assembly:

12. AARON GILMORE (National) to the Minister of Energy and Resources: Will the Government be moving to ban the sale of incandescent light bulbs?

Hon GERRY BROWNLEE (Minister of Energy and Resources): I am delighted to inform the House that I have issued firm instructions to the Energy Efficiency and Conservation Authority to stop its plans to ban the  sale of incandescent light bulbs. This Government, in stark contrast to the  previous Government and the previous Minister of Energy, David Parker, rejects the idea that the Government knows best and must constantly meddle in the lives of New Zealanders. If people wish to buy incandescent light bulbs, then this Government will not stop them from doing so.

Aaron Gilmore: Why is the Government not going to ban incandescent light bulbs?

Hon GERRY BROWNLEE: There are a number of excellent reasons why we have not moved to ban those light bulbs. The first is that this Government believes that choice not compulsion, and the ability for individuals to make their own decisions about what sorts of lives they want to lead and what contribution they want to make to climate change, is far better than nanny State telling them what to do.

At least one country has finally got it right. Gerry Brownlee, New Zealand's level-headed Minister of Energy, shouldn't plan on getting a Christmas card anytime soon from the California Energy Commission.

Until Jerry Brown turns into Gerry Brownlee, the only 100-watt incandescent light bulbs for sale in California will be found in the trunk of a Cadillac in the shadows of another abandoned factory and vacant office building.

But hey, why get worked up?  It's only light bulbs!

Luminus Maximus is a longtime lighting industry observer.



TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: california; federalism; globalwarmingscare; incandescentbulbs; lightbulbs; nannystate; thegreenmenace
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To: SeekAndFind
high intensity discharge fixtures, HID fixtures

Aren't those one and the same?

61 posted on 12/27/2010 1:45:46 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: SeekAndFind
Maybe his fleet of '56 Buicks could set up roadblocks along every interstate highway stretching from Oregon to Arizona.

Mah. Just add "lightbulbs" to the agricultural search stations already there.

62 posted on 12/27/2010 1:48:00 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: for-q-clinton

In Germany: “heatbulbs”


63 posted on 12/27/2010 1:49:07 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: runninglips

Then you can save even more money in electricity with a thrifty bulb. Indeed, if you are not offended by the light quality, warm up time, toxic hazards, or buzzing from CFLs (I am offended), then at 10 hours per day, you can save a bundle with the most efficient bulbs.

Looking at the math above that I laid out, the electricity cost of a bulb is going form most of the costs. So, when your friendly neighborhood economist (me) runs the numbers, I find that driving down the cost of electricity (while providing the quality and quantity of light you need) is the key.

Check the listing of math I showed above, and run your own numbers with a variety of bulbs. I’m all in favor of flat-out saving money. I don’t much care what technology is involved, so long as it does what I want (brightness, silence, light color, immediacy, etc.) After it meets my criteria for doing what I want it to do, then all I care about is total cost of ownership, including both bulbs (expensive or cheap) and electricity (lots or a little).

That’s conservatism, (and by happenstance, conservationism), not eco-wackoism.


64 posted on 12/27/2010 2:00:19 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (0bamanomics: Punish Success, Reward Failure. Destroying America is the point.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

For example, when we go on vacation, we leave on the ALGore 23 watt eco-wacko bulb. It is so darned cheap to run, that if you want to leave a light on for effect, but not actually use it (’cause its light sucks), then use the curlique bulb!


65 posted on 12/27/2010 2:04:15 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (0bamanomics: Punish Success, Reward Failure. Destroying America is the point.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Perhaps some stores can “Give them away” with the purchase of an overpriced thumbtack or some such novelty.


66 posted on 12/27/2010 2:10:47 PM PST by Radix ("..Democrats are holding a meeting today to decide whether to overturn the results of the election.")
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To: SeekAndFind

Psst! Hey mister! Wanna buy some bulbs? They’re some good stuff, man.


67 posted on 12/27/2010 3:12:47 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: SeekAndFind

read later bump!


68 posted on 12/27/2010 3:20:54 PM PST by Pagey (B. Hussein Obama has no experience running anything, except his pedestrian mouth.)
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To: SeeSac

I fall down frequently under ours and never did understand it til now. What really confirms that the stroboscopic effect is responsible is that I can walk under it with the light out, or the fan off, and never even stutter step much less fall on my butt. But with both on, splat!!! My electrician thought I was kidding him until he saw me go all wobble-kneed right in front of him, followed by a strange urge to stare at one of those old fashioned bug repellant yellow incandescent bulbs for 45 minutes.


69 posted on 12/27/2010 3:24:10 PM PST by steve86
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To: Uncle Miltie

Cool.

Lets ban everything elese because they are more ‘efficient.’

It totally depends on the conditions. If you tested in the cold, they wouldn’t work nearly as well.


70 posted on 12/27/2010 3:52:32 PM PST by BenKenobi (Rush speaks! I hear, I obey)
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To: SeekAndFind; Peanut Gallery

I sure hope all the little girls with a new Easy Bake oven get their heat source before the end of the week.


71 posted on 12/27/2010 3:56:09 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Conservative States of America has a nice ring to it.)
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To: ReneeLynn
Will neighbors be reporting each other if they spot a regular old lightbulb at someone’s home?

You must be joking, right?


72 posted on 12/27/2010 3:59:13 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: BenKenobi

Did I ever say “ban?” No.

Did I ever say things didn’t depend on conditions or preferences? No.

If you wish to damn someone, damn something they actually said.

Otherwise, backoff.


73 posted on 12/27/2010 4:24:29 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (0bamanomics: Punish Success, Reward Failure. Destroying America is the point.)
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To: for-q-clinton
yep

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/energy/blogs/skirting-eu-law-the-rebranding-of-incandescent-bulbs-as-heat-balls\

in actuality - they do help with heat. As long as they're on, they produce a constant bit of heat.

I, myself, use my nearby lamp as a hand warmer while I sit here on the ‘puter.

I can't afford to keep my furnace above 62 - I wear a scarf, sheepskin slippers and a serape I made out of a lap robe. But my fingers get cold - so I periodically warm my left hand on my ever present dog curled up on one side - and my right hand, with the lamp. I kid you not.)

I have a supply of lamp oil against the potential of running out of oil before the advent of Jan.'s SS check = because two oil lamps in the living room and two in the kitchen/dining area and one in the main bathroom will keep the rooms warm - above 62!

I have my hallway and bed room and office closed off, and made ‘blanket drapes’ for the windows.

Many more years of frozen social security and I'll have to come up with even more schemes - like staying abed all day too, under the down comforter - and blankets - and a sheet on top of them to keep in more heat. And maybe get 2 more dogs? We're into ‘3-dog nights’ here now.

http://www.idiomsite.com/threedognight.htm

74 posted on 12/27/2010 4:42:55 PM PST by maine-iac7
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To: JRios1968
Yet more reasons why we left California on 12/1/10!

I beat ya - by 29 years.

Lived there 10 years, saw the trend - couldn't even hang out a wash! in a state where, weather wise, you could hang out all year. Think of all that energy that could be saved.

75 posted on 12/27/2010 4:49:36 PM PST by maine-iac7
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To: ReneeLynn
Will neighbors be reporting each other if they spot a regular old lightbulb at someone’s home?

Not my neighbors - (we're out in the williwacks anyway) - but maybe the bulb-police on patrol.

I have heavy drapes for winter - but may make blackout drapes for year round.

I can't see with that sickly yellow light - so I'm building a stockpile - along with tens of thousands - of contraband bulbs.

They are also getting really - fair warning - to demand the new bulbs be made NOT TO FIT standard lamps - and new lamps will be put on the market. So make sure you have enough lamps to last for years.

76 posted on 12/27/2010 4:55:29 PM PST by maine-iac7
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To: MrB

Actually, a good item for storage in your 'trade goods' - when the time comes...along with matches, dried soups, beans and stuff

77 posted on 12/27/2010 5:06:54 PM PST by maine-iac7
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To: Uncle Miltie; All
This bulb has been burning continuously for 109 years and counting =

they CAN be made to last...but that wouldn't ‘keep up the economy’ now would it/

http://www.centennialbulb.org/

78 posted on 12/27/2010 5:14:14 PM PST by maine-iac7
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To: al baby
What is a watters?

It's what libs bathe in.

79 posted on 12/27/2010 5:25:38 PM PST by dearolddad
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To: fullchroma

Snort! =)


80 posted on 12/27/2010 6:51:59 PM PST by Redcitizen
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