Posted on 11/22/2010 1:03:09 PM PST by MindBender26
The TSA'S new slogan contest
These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan. Feel free to send your entry
1. You won't see London, won't see France, unless we see your underpants.
2. Grope discounts available.
3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
6. Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even notice.
7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.
8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
9. We are now free to move about your pants
10. We rub you our way, so you can be on your way.
11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
12. When there's any doubt, you must whip it out.
13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
14. You were a virgin.
15. We handle more packages than the USPS
16. The TSA isn't silly, we just want to inspect your willy
17. Stroke of the hand, now the law of the land
18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
19. Let your fingers do the Walking
20. Cough, please
21. Reach out and touch someone
22. Can you feel me now?
23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.
Gives a whole new meaning to Fly United.
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Yeah, mine. :-)
TSA - Reach Out and Touch Someone
TSA: We get you there!
At some point you have to laugh or you’ll just sit there and cry. Dark humor no doubt, but on point for sure....
“Because screwing you with your pants ON just wasn’t enough.”
Your junk is our treasure.
Yes, that’s the solution we’ve chosen, but it’s only a PARTIAL solution. We have to SHUT THIS DOWN, as it’s removing our 4th Amendment rights. We also need to SHUT IT DOWN because they’re already considering rolling it out to train and bus stations.
Nuts anyone?
TSA - Touch Me In The Morning
Fondling privates since 2010.
We protect your privates by groping everyones privates.
Think big!
We do what others won’t!
TSA - Touch Me In The Morning
DHS Secretary’s new name:
Janetalia Incompetano.
I cannot take credit for this, others came up with the names (Incompetano is Mark Steyn’s creation).
“I’m just from the TSA, but you might want to check your PSA.”
No doubt this will be in place for all public methods of travel after all private ownership of vehicles is outlawed.
Your junk is our treasure.
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LOL
TSA - “The Sex Addicts”
TSA - We Will, We Will Grope You
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