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TSA, Undergoing PR Disaster, Does What Other Idiots Do; Seeks To Remedy Problems With New Slogan!
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Posted on 11/22/2010 1:03:09 PM PST by MindBender26

The TSA'S new slogan contest

These have been picked as finalists in the contest to find the new TSA Transportation Safety Administration) Slogan. Feel free to send your entry

1. You won't see London, won't see France, unless we see your underpants.

2. Grope discounts available.

3. If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

4. Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

5. Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

6. Throw a few back at the airport bar and you won't even notice.

7. Wanna fly? Drop yours.

8. We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

9. We are now free to move about your pants

10. We rub you our way, so you can be on your way.

11. It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

12. When there's any doubt, you must whip it out.

13. TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

14. You were a virgin.

15. We handle more packages than the USPS

16. The TSA isn't silly, we just want to inspect your willy

17. Stroke of the hand, now the law of the land

18. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

19. Let your fingers do the Walking

20. Cough, please

21. Reach out and touch someone

22. Can you feel me now?

23. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; tsaperevs; vanity
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To: MindBender26

Gives a whole new meaning to Fly United.


21 posted on 11/22/2010 1:12:03 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is brewing!! Nuke the corrupt commie bastards to HELL!!)
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To: MindBender26
Too bad this outrage didn't begin around census time.

As it is if anyone wants on my property I grope. And I may ban certain items.. NO PENNIES!


22 posted on 11/22/2010 1:12:16 PM PST by I see my hands (How's that ballot box working out for you?)
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To: umgud

Yeah, mine. :-)


23 posted on 11/22/2010 1:13:50 PM PST by Drill Thrawl (TSA - You don't get on until we get off)
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To: MindBender26

TSA - Reach Out and Touch Someone


24 posted on 11/22/2010 1:13:50 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Don't make me go ALL CAPS on you.)
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To: MindBender26

TSA: We get you there!


25 posted on 11/22/2010 1:14:04 PM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: MindBender26

At some point you have to laugh or you’ll just sit there and cry. Dark humor no doubt, but on point for sure....


26 posted on 11/22/2010 1:14:04 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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To: MindBender26

“Because screwing you with your pants ON just wasn’t enough.”


27 posted on 11/22/2010 1:14:44 PM PST by jessduntno (TSA: "Because screwing you with your pants ON just wasn't enough.")
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To: MindBender26

Your junk is our treasure.


28 posted on 11/22/2010 1:15:49 PM PST by Daveinyork
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To: updatedscreenname

Yes, that’s the solution we’ve chosen, but it’s only a PARTIAL solution. We have to SHUT THIS DOWN, as it’s removing our 4th Amendment rights. We also need to SHUT IT DOWN because they’re already considering rolling it out to train and bus stations.


29 posted on 11/22/2010 1:16:05 PM PST by Zarro (Hands off Our Junk!)
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To: MindBender26

Nuts anyone?


30 posted on 11/22/2010 1:16:11 PM PST by Clump (the tree of liberty is withering like a stricken fig tree)
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To: MindBender26

TSA - Touch Me In The Morning


31 posted on 11/22/2010 1:17:04 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Don't make me go ALL CAPS on you.)
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To: MindBender26

Fondling privates since 2010.

We protect your privates by groping everyones privates.

Think big!

We do what others won’t!


32 posted on 11/22/2010 1:17:04 PM PST by November 2010
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To: MindBender26

TSA - Touch Me In The Morning


33 posted on 11/22/2010 1:17:18 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Don't make me go ALL CAPS on you.)
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To: MindBender26

DHS Secretary’s new name:

Janetalia Incompetano.

I cannot take credit for this, others came up with the names (Incompetano is Mark Steyn’s creation).


34 posted on 11/22/2010 1:17:44 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: MindBender26

“I’m just from the TSA, but you might want to check your PSA.”


35 posted on 11/22/2010 1:18:18 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: Zarro

No doubt this will be in place for all public methods of travel after all private ownership of vehicles is outlawed.


36 posted on 11/22/2010 1:18:52 PM PST by Clump (the tree of liberty is withering like a stricken fig tree)
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To: Daveinyork

Your junk is our treasure.
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LOL


37 posted on 11/22/2010 1:18:56 PM PST by November 2010
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To: MindBender26
TSA - CAN'T Touch This
38 posted on 11/22/2010 1:19:05 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Don't make me go ALL CAPS on you.)
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To: OB1kNOb

TSA - “The Sex Addicts”


39 posted on 11/22/2010 1:19:19 PM PST by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: MindBender26

TSA - We Will, We Will Grope You


40 posted on 11/22/2010 1:20:06 PM PST by OB1kNOb (Don't make me go ALL CAPS on you.)
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