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Breaking: Senator Boxer Calls for a Constitutional Amendment Separating Speaking and Thinking.
Face Book ^ | Oct 27, 2010 | by Bob Schneider

Posted on 10/28/2010 9:11:27 AM PDT by Islander7

In a move which has arm-chair Constitutional Scholars scrambling, Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA), called for a new Amendment to the US Constitution which would finally put up a wall between thinking and speaking. "All this thinking then speaking Conservatives do, is destroying the very fabric of America. I feel it;" Boxer said from a West Hollywood Ashram. "The Constitution I had read to me by The Late Jim Henson, while in the character of Oscar, made it very clear: feel instead of think, and speak from feelings. This speaking from thinking is just inhumane, and I am going to put a stop to it!"

Hollywood was quick to respond with many words of support: "I feel she is right, but I won't think about it, because we must show solidarity, and thinking is always crass, and I try to avoid it," said Richard Gere. We tried to contact Johnny Depp for a comment, but his agent said Mr. Depp was not available for comment as he is on a sprirtual retreat, to understand his inner-self, via coffee enemas and masturbating frequently. We can only assume this means he stands with Senator Boxer, since what could cause more feelings, rather than thinking, than coffee enemas and masturbation?

From the political world, support for the Senator's proposal seems to be bipartisan. Congressman Ron Paul, (R-Mars) was quick to add: "Thinking only clutters your mind, and we all know those damn Jews were behind 911." When it was pointed out to Rep Paul, Senator Boxer is herself a Jew, he replied: "You think I can't tell that by just looking at her? I know what she is and in spite of it she has hit on something here. Thinking should be outlawed".

Senator Boxer said she was clearing the decks to muster support for her new Amendment. "I have to concentrate on my Halloween costume, but as soon as I have that figured out, the good voters of California should know, I will work tirelessly, three hours per month, putting into the Constitution, that which all of California has been doing since 1974: Feeling instead of thinking".


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Government; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: 111th; ca2010; democrat; humor; leftist; lunatic; satire; spoof
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FaceBook is a hot of subversive, patriotic, conservative groups.

The link won't work unless you are one of Bob's contacts.

Thought y'all would enjoy a little 'light' reading.

1 posted on 10/28/2010 9:11:31 AM PDT by Islander7
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To: Islander7

she just needs to go.


2 posted on 10/28/2010 9:15:23 AM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: Islander7

This thing called a woman is mentally ill. And the liberal machine and voters that support this insanity are themselves insane.


3 posted on 10/28/2010 9:15:31 AM PDT by Logical me
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To: Islander7

Speaking from thinking is inhumane? Yikers.

I wonder what John Adams, Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson would have thought of that assertion by Ms. Boxer?

Made her remarks from an ashram?

OMG.


4 posted on 10/28/2010 9:22:34 AM PDT by RexBeach ("There is no such thing as a good tax." Winston Churchill)
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To: Islander7; Liz; AT7Saluki; writer33
"I feel it"

That's just gas.

5 posted on 10/28/2010 9:24:22 AM PDT by Libloather (Teapublican, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: Islander7
Lol!

I bet some FReepers will take it seriously. I know I did until I read it.

Unfortunately, the headline is not unbelievable.

6 posted on 10/28/2010 9:25:38 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ve'Avraham zaqen ba' bayamim; veHaShem berakh 'et-'Avraham bakol.)
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To: Islander7
Constitutional Amendment Separating Speaking and Thinking

Why is it the demonrats always want to change the rules for something they think is normal? They do this already, I think they are missing a gear or two. ;)

7 posted on 10/28/2010 9:25:44 AM PDT by SouthTexas (WE are the Wave - Vote Nov 2)
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To: Libloather

This'll help Barbara's gas.

8 posted on 10/28/2010 9:30:32 AM PDT by Liz (Nov 2 will be one more stitch in Obama's political shroud.)
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To: Islander7

Can someone get a screen capture of this FB posting?


9 posted on 10/28/2010 9:31:13 AM PDT by ResearchMonkey (commie goo every where.)
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To: Zionist Conspirator

Even Boxer is not that stupid......good humor, anyway.


10 posted on 10/28/2010 9:31:59 AM PDT by Loud Mime ("A question? What is it?" an interrogative statement used to gather knowledge.. Airplane!)
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To: ResearchMonkey
bob 2
11 posted on 10/28/2010 9:37:42 AM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: Islander7

It should be illegal to think before you speak. It’s just wrong! ;-)


12 posted on 10/28/2010 9:43:42 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (The Obama magic is <strike>fading</strike>gone.)
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To: Islander7

Satire?


13 posted on 10/28/2010 9:43:56 AM PDT by Jazz1968
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To: Zionist Conspirator

You are saying that this is not true? Next thing you know you will be saying there is no Santa Claus or obama is a conservative.


14 posted on 10/28/2010 9:46:35 AM PDT by certrtwngnut
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To: Islander7

LOL, got me!

Thanks anyway.


15 posted on 10/28/2010 9:47:56 AM PDT by ResearchMonkey (commie goo every where.)
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To: Libloather

LOLROTF...good one!


16 posted on 10/28/2010 9:49:26 AM PDT by caww
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To: Islander7

I feel her end should come


17 posted on 10/28/2010 9:51:00 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Greetings Jacques. The revolution is coming)
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To: Islander7
Senator Boxer Calls for a Constitutional Amendment Separating Speaking and Thinking.

Somebody should take that "amendment" and give it to Jay Leno (for his JayWalk skits) and let him read the crux of the amendment to passers-by, and I would bet that the majority of liberals would think it to be a good thing and that they would vote for it.
18 posted on 10/28/2010 9:52:03 AM PDT by adorno
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To: SouthTexas

“I think they are missing a gear or two. ;)”

As we say in motor racing circles, the average Dem has a box full of neutrals.


19 posted on 10/28/2010 9:52:36 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Hang in there, baby! November's comin'...)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
As we say in motor racing circles, the average Dem has a box full of neutrals.

I like it. My favorite is "they could screw up a ball bearing in a bucket of grease".

20 posted on 10/28/2010 9:58:51 AM PDT by tacticalogic
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