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FReeper Canteen - Scuttlebutt - 21 Oct 10
Supporting our Troops, Vet, Allies & Military Families! | Canteen Crew

Posted on 10/20/2010 6:12:14 PM PDT by AZamericonnie

 



 



At the FReeper Canteen!

C'mon and take a break ! Walk on over to the water cooler and lets chat. Post your thoughts, opinions, news of the day, rantings, ravings, pontificates, hypothesis, hyperboles, your soap box cause, your mantra, your baggage, your garbage, your blogging, your secrets, whatever you feel would make talk around the water cooler real interesting!

Please remember that The Canteen is here to support
and entertain our troops and veterans and their families,
and is family friendly.  

 

 






*Test your Science Knowledge*

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Because anything can happen....


*Funny Football Commercial*


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THE BEAUTY OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE UNDONE

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Then shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English could be running the danger of being called verbally insane.

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? We ship by truck but send cargo by ship. We have noses that run and feet that smell. (If the opposite were true, then we must be built upside down). We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

And, in closing, if Father is Pop, how come Mother's not Mop? And if people from Poland are called Poles, should people from Holland be called Holes? And those from Germany, Germs?



 



*Deadlines for Holiday Mail to Troops Set*



The US Postal Service (USPS) has announced some deadlines - and some discounts - for persons planning to mail holiday packages to U.S. troops serving in Afghanistan or Iraq. The Deadlines: As announced by the USPS, the last recommended date for mailing Parcel Post packages to overseas military destinations (APO/FPO) - including Afghanistan and Iraq -- is November 12. First-class and Priority Mail letters and cards should be mailed no later than December 10. Packages sent via Express Mail Military Service should be mailed by December 18 to ensure delivery by Christmas Day.

The Discounts: Continuing to show its tradition of supporting the armed forces, the USPS will send mail to overseas military addresses at domestic mail prices. An additional discount is being offered for those sending packages to the troops via the Priority Mail Large Flat Rate Box option. Packages sent to APO/FPO addresses overseas in Priority Mail Large Flat Rate Boxes will shipped for $12.50, a saving of $2.00 over the standard domestic mail price of $14.50. Priority Mail Flat Rate boxes are available free at any Post Office.

The Military Care Mailing Kit: Families and friends of those serving in the armed forces overseas can also order -- at no charge - the popular Military Care Kits. The mailing kits can be ordered by phone by calling 1-800-610-8734 and asking for the Military Care Kit. Each kit includes two "America Supports You" large Priority Mail Flat Rate boxes, four medium-sized Priority Mail Flat Rate boxes, six Priority Mail labels, one roll of Priority Mail tape and six customs forms with envelopes - all for free.


 







Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?

A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called "pygg". When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as "pygg banks." When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a bank that resembled a pig. And it caught on.

Q: Did you ever wonder why dimes, quarters and half dollars have notches, while pennies and nickels do not?

A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave..

Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left?

A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

Q: Why do X's at the end of a letter signify kisses?

A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous.

Q: Why is shifting responsibility to someone else called "passing the buck"?

A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility, he would "pass the buck" to the next player.

Q: Why do people clink their glasses before drinking a toast?

A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would then just touch or clink the host's glass with his own.

Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be "in the limelight"?

A: Invented in 1825, limelight was used in lighthouses and stage lighting by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light. In the theatre, performers on stage "in the limelight" were seen by the audience to be the center of attention.

Q: Why do ships and aircraft in trouble use "mayday"as their call for help?

A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning "help me" -- and is pronounced "mayday,"

Q: Why is someone who is feeling great "on cloud nine"?

A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain, with nine being the highest cloud If someone is said to be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.

Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called "love"?

A: In France , where tennis first became popular, a big, round zero on scoreboard looked like an egg and was called "l'oeuf," which is French for "egg." When tennis was introduced in the US , Americans pronounced it "love."

Q: In golf, where did the term "Caddie" come from?

A: When Mary, later Queen of Scots, went to France as a young girl (for education &survival), Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the Scot game "golf." So he had the first golf course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when she returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca- day' and the Scots changed it into "caddie."

 

 




 




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To: Kathy in Alaska

Good evening Ma & thanks for the ping. *Hugs*

The day went well? Any homework?


21 posted on 10/20/2010 6:32:27 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: 2111USMC
(The job situation is an entirely different story, though.)

Hummmm....I don't like the sound of that!

Have you been having troubles?

22 posted on 10/20/2010 6:34:28 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: AZamericonnie

Got all 12 correct!


23 posted on 10/20/2010 6:36:33 PM PDT by 2111USMC
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To: BIGLOOK

I detest shopping!

Groceries, cars, clothing etc.

I do like shopping for electronics but don’t like paying the prices! LOL

Any prospects?


24 posted on 10/20/2010 6:37:48 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: 2111USMC

WooHoo!!!!

Ya big skunk!:)

I missed the stem cell one....what was I thinking?


25 posted on 10/20/2010 6:39:42 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: All

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are, God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

BLESS THIS HOUSE
 Bless this house O Lord we pray; Make it safe by night and day; 
Bless these walls so firm and stout, Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall, Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove ever open to joy and love.
Bless these windows shining bright, Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there, with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within, keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we May dwell O Lord with thee. 
(Click on graphics for music)



26 posted on 10/20/2010 6:39:58 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: AZamericonnie
Woo-Hoo!

I Support Our U.S. Military!!


27 posted on 10/20/2010 6:41:23 PM PDT by PROCON (13 More Days Until Independence Day, Woo-Hoo!!)
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To: Randy Larsen

Randy I’m so sorry to be late but congratulations on the newest grandbaby!!!

The Larsen Clan is getting epic! ;-}


28 posted on 10/20/2010 6:42:47 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: yorkie; tiapam

Check in when you can ladies.....I just heard you are under some serious weather! *hugs*


29 posted on 10/20/2010 6:44:26 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: AZamericonnie
Looking at the demographics of this quiz; I now
better understand how 0'Zer0 got elected.

A 9th grader should be able to go 12-0.

Although the CO2 question was aggravating.

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30 posted on 10/20/2010 6:44:40 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (Live and Let Live; is not working...)
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To: All

Hello Veterans, wherever you are!!


31 posted on 10/20/2010 6:46:25 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: PROCON

Good evening Pro & I join you in that support! *Hugs*

A good day for you?


32 posted on 10/20/2010 6:46:33 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: AZamericonnie

Hugs back at ya. Not much new, but plenty to keep me busy. How about you?


33 posted on 10/20/2010 6:48:17 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Cyber Ninja

Hiya Cyber Ninja & great to see you! *hugs*

Humm....I didn’t look at the demographics.

I guess I scored lower than & 9th grader....:)

Hope you are doing well!


34 posted on 10/20/2010 6:49:48 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: AZamericonnie

LOL! That has always been my fear at posting a thread!

Thanks for your hard work, ((((Connie))))...great stuff! :D


35 posted on 10/20/2010 6:51:23 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: Army Air Corps

Oh I’m boring dear.....but like you busy as all get out!

In the hiring mode & family in town.

A vacation sounds yummy!


36 posted on 10/20/2010 6:52:53 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I can see November from my house!)
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To: AZamericonnie
Evenin' Connie! *hugs*

Aced your Science Quiz. That football commercial was quite funny! Thanks for both!

37 posted on 10/20/2010 6:53:11 PM PDT by oldteen
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To: AZamericonnie

Yes we are Connie and Conservatives to the bone!

Thank You!


38 posted on 10/20/2010 6:55:18 PM PDT by Randy Larsen ( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!(FR #1690))
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To: AZamericonnie

I got all ten correct...but only because I answered what I KNEW they wanted to hear! LOL.


39 posted on 10/20/2010 6:55:25 PM PDT by left that other site (Your MiQ-MaQ Paddy Wacky Bass-Playing Biker Buddy(El Kabong))
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To: AZamericonnie

He seems to have one in mind but it’s on Oahu and he’ll have to ship it here. It’s complicated...


40 posted on 10/20/2010 6:56:09 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhaul Congress!)
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