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Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his
Associated Press ^ | Oct. 4, 2010

Posted on 10/04/2010 6:10:52 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) -- When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation.

Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

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1 posted on 10/04/2010 6:10:53 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU


2 posted on 10/04/2010 6:12:50 PM PDT by epic stache
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To: Free ThinkerNY

cheeky devil


3 posted on 10/04/2010 6:13:49 PM PDT by babble-on
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Crack in the crack. I guess he cracked up...


4 posted on 10/04/2010 6:14:36 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Sarah Palin - For such a time as this...)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
A black hole in miniature.

Keep your kids & small pets away fm this guy.

5 posted on 10/04/2010 6:15:14 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: babble-on

“cheeky devil”

Bawney Fwank twied this excuse once in a sting ... I won’t go into the details ... it was weawwy awfuwwy funny though.


6 posted on 10/04/2010 6:15:42 PM PDT by jessduntno (9/24/10, FBI raids home of appropriately named AAAN leader Hatem Abudayyeh, a friend of Obama.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He’d have gotten smooth away from me, I’d have NEVER looked there.....


7 posted on 10/04/2010 6:15:54 PM PDT by Quickgun (As a former fetus, I'm opposed to abortion. Mamas don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies..)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Gives new meaning to the term “crack cocaine”. lol


8 posted on 10/04/2010 6:16:54 PM PDT by butterdezillion (.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
The cops stopped him for speeding.

Meth, too?

9 posted on 10/04/2010 6:18:59 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This guy is a regular voter here in Florida. One of our best and brightest.


10 posted on 10/04/2010 6:19:35 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: skeeter

“Keep your kids & small pets away fm this guy.”

especially the Gerbils ... or hamsters ... or whatever rodent du jour is in vogue these days with the Dims.


11 posted on 10/04/2010 6:20:36 PM PDT by jessduntno (9/24/10, FBI raids home of appropriately named AAAN leader Hatem Abudayyeh, a friend of Obama.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
What the heck? I didn't post to this thread.

12 posted on 10/04/2010 6:23:34 PM PDT by I see my hands (Unintentionally not left blank)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“hey man, do you mind if I put my bag in your trunk...”


13 posted on 10/04/2010 6:24:01 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I could never be a cop,because of stories like this.


14 posted on 10/04/2010 6:27:33 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation.

What an a$$.


15 posted on 10/04/2010 6:44:23 PM PDT by magooey (The Mandate of Heaven resides in the hearts of men.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Dub A$$ admits to possession with intent to deliver.

They live among us.

They vote.

They breed.


16 posted on 10/04/2010 7:01:46 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Dumb A$$ admits to possession with intent to deliver.

They live among us.

They vote.

They breed.


17 posted on 10/04/2010 7:02:12 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
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I feel so sorry for the police when they have to do such a search. Good grief!


18 posted on 10/04/2010 7:15:34 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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And someone was going to buy something that was stuck in his crack. Disgusting.


19 posted on 10/04/2010 7:25:14 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: lightman

Just another Florida cracker.


20 posted on 10/04/2010 7:29:46 PM PDT by AceMineral (Clam down!)
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