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One question: Which one's the monkey?


1 posted on 07/12/2010 5:05:49 AM PDT by drpix
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This totally violates one of the cardinal rules of gun safety:

No matter how trustworthy he looks, never give a monkey a loaded gun.


2 posted on 07/12/2010 5:07:01 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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The NBPP gets around.


3 posted on 07/12/2010 5:07:17 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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Its funny till a monkey goes on a killin spree in your own village.


4 posted on 07/12/2010 5:08:34 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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Guess we’ll have to change the slogan to...”Women, children and monkeys hit hardest.”


6 posted on 07/12/2010 5:09:10 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast (STOP the Tyrananny State.)
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Hey,if monkeys could fly several 767’s back in 2001 then machine guns should be a piece of cake.
7 posted on 07/12/2010 5:10:53 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (''I don't regret setting bombs,I feel we didn't do enough.'' ->Bill Ayers,Hussein's mentor,9/11/01)
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If we have to fight back against the monkeys, PETA will go ballistic!


8 posted on 07/12/2010 5:11:52 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (New 'green' idea: use illegals for target practice instead of wasting paper.)
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"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy."


9 posted on 07/12/2010 5:12:00 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("Never underestimate the hungover side of the Force.")
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Just wait, now the ROE will change to make sure no innocent monkeys are harmed.


10 posted on 07/12/2010 5:13:26 AM PDT by FourPeas (God Save America)
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I guess if we shoot back, we’ll have the ASCPA on our backs, too.


11 posted on 07/12/2010 5:14:51 AM PDT by FrankR ( If we don't stand up to tyranny, the tyrants win, and we're enslaved.)
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LOL, This was predicted in the movie Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.

Secretly, Caesar teaches the combat arts to the other apes and has them gather weapons....Caesar leads an ape revolt against Ape Management. The apes are victorious after killing most of the riot police. After bursting into Gov. Breck's command post and killing most of the personnel, Caesar has Breck marched out to be executed
From link:Conquest of the Planet of the Apes

12 posted on 07/12/2010 5:15:17 AM PDT by sickoflibs ( "It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
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Don’t be monkeyin around with that!


13 posted on 07/12/2010 5:15:22 AM PDT by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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Animal “rights” groups will be jumping up and down screaming if US troops shoot a monkey (the animal ones)


14 posted on 07/12/2010 5:19:26 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged (liberalism: severe deterioration of the thinking apparattus)
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If you outlaw guns, only monkeys will have guns.


15 posted on 07/12/2010 5:21:06 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Stimulus ~ Response)
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Same question: which one was BJ and which one was the bear?

16 posted on 07/12/2010 5:21:59 AM PDT by P.O.E. ("Now who's being naive, Kaye?" - M. Corleone)
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LOL

Comment #2 at the website link is priceless!


18 posted on 07/12/2010 5:23:44 AM PDT by TomGuy
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19 posted on 07/12/2010 5:34:13 AM PDT by Perdogg (Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
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They forgot to shave for two days, and this is what happens...


21 posted on 07/12/2010 5:36:04 AM PDT by MortMan (Obama's response to the Gulf oil spill: a four-putt.)
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I don’t see the difference between the two. Which is human and which is monkey?


23 posted on 07/12/2010 5:57:07 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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Get your stinking paws off my gun you damn, dirty ape!!!


24 posted on 07/12/2010 6:02:07 AM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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Hey muzzies, it’s GUERILLA warfare, not gorilla warfare.

Can’t they get anything right?


25 posted on 07/12/2010 6:18:12 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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