Posted on 07/12/2010 5:05:45 AM PDT by drpix
WASHINGTON – Afghanistan's Taliban terrorists are training monkeys to shoot American soldiers with automatic weapons, according to British and Chinese media agencies.
In the Taliban stronghold of Waziristan, journalists took pictures of some "monkey soldiers" holding AK-47s and Bren light machine guns.
The official People's Daily in China explained the emergence of "monkey soldiers" as just another facet of "asymmetrical warfare."
"The United States launched the war in Afghanistan using the world's most advanced weapons, such as highly-intelligent robots to detect bombs on roadsides and unmanned aerial vehicles to attack major Taliban targets," said the report. "In response, the Taliban forces have tried any possible means and figured out a method to train monkeys as 'replacement killers'" against American troops.
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This totally violates one of the cardinal rules of gun safety:
No matter how trustworthy he looks, never give a monkey a loaded gun.
The NBPP gets around.
Its funny till a monkey goes on a killin spree in your own village.
No, no, no. The proper Chinese proverb is ‘Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey’
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Never_slaughter_a_chicken_in_front_of_a_monkey
Guess we’ll have to change the slogan to...”Women, children and monkeys hit hardest.”
If we have to fight back against the monkeys, PETA will go ballistic!
Just wait, now the ROE will change to make sure no innocent monkeys are harmed.
I guess if we shoot back, we’ll have the ASCPA on our backs, too.
Secretly, Caesar teaches the combat arts to the other apes and has them gather weapons....Caesar leads an ape revolt against Ape Management. The apes are victorious after killing most of the riot police. After bursting into Gov. Breck's command post and killing most of the personnel, Caesar has Breck marched out to be executed
From link:Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Don’t be monkeyin around with that!
Animal “rights” groups will be jumping up and down screaming if US troops shoot a monkey (the animal ones)
If you outlaw guns, only monkeys will have guns.
Same question: which one was BJ and which one was the bear?
Oh no! guess next will be Suicide Monkey Bombers.
Again making ‘organ grinding’ a not so lucrative business since you won’t be able to tell the armed monkeys from the organ grinders....decisions, decisions,
well like ‘they’ said in VN, kill them all, God will sort them out later.
Then again in WWII the US was training bats to drop bombs on Japan.
Well, actually to become incendiary bombs with the plan to drop them from planes and they were to land on the straw and thatched roofs...
PETA would have loved that one....
LOL
Comment #2 at the website link is priceless!
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