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Garofalo: Bible a 'Work of Fiction' for 'Child-Like Audience'
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Posted on 06/25/2010 6:04:37 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Garofalo: Bible a 'Work of Fiction' for 'Child-Like Audience' By Nathan Burchfiel Created 06/25/2010 - 08:43

Sometime-comedian Janeane Garofalo never passes up an opportunity to slam conservatives or, apparently, Christianity. The Huffington Post gave her an opportunity June 24 to kill two birds with one stone.

In an interview [1] promoting her upcoming special on a network called EPIX, Garofalo compared the most widely-read book of all time, the Bible, to a Bill O'Reilly autobiography and a children's book authored by former President Bush.

When asked by a Huffington Post reader which of those three publications she'd rather read, Garofalo said, "Actually that's like six and one half, that is six and one half right there." Presumably, she meant to use the popular idiom, "six of one, half a dozen of the other."

"That's just three works of fiction targeted to a child-like audience so any, all, any one, none," Garofalo said. "I don't know how to read either, so that's kind of a drag."

During the interview, Garofalo also expressed disappointment in President Obama. "It's a drag that he's such a conservative," she lamented.

Garofalo's made her disdain for religion clear in the past. During a June 16 appearance on "The Joy Behar Show" on Headline News, she called prayer "anti-intellectual." Behar later defended Garofalo on ABC's "The View," saying the comedian should have said prayer was "un-intellectual."

Garofalo has also built a long resume of attacking conservatives. She has compared the GOP to neo-Nazis [1] and called Tea Party protestors "functionally retarded [1]," and "racist backward motherf***ers [1]." She has called the stable of Fox News anchors and hosts, as well as conservative talk radio hosts, liars [1].


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1 posted on 06/25/2010 6:04:39 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver
Please - NO PICTURES!
2 posted on 06/25/2010 6:06:10 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Sub-Driver

“Sometime-comedian Janeane Garofalo...”

That’s being generous. I don’t think she’s funny ANYTIME...


3 posted on 06/25/2010 6:07:15 AM PDT by Mark319 (A society that accepts killing the unborn will eventually accept killing the sick and elderly...)
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To: Sub-Driver

Did they ask her about the koran?


4 posted on 06/25/2010 6:07:59 AM PDT by silverleaf (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Did they ask her about the koran?
why not


5 posted on 06/25/2010 6:08:20 AM PDT by silverleaf (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
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To: Sub-Driver

Oh, will someone just tell this worthless bi*ch to shut up and........well, whatever she does.


6 posted on 06/25/2010 6:08:33 AM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Sub-Driver

A candidate for Bellevue.


7 posted on 06/25/2010 6:09:05 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Sub-Driver

That witch never ceases to amaze me.


8 posted on 06/25/2010 6:09:23 AM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland (Professional Politicians are a Threat to the Republic! Remove them on 11-3-10!)
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To: Sub-Driver

Im done. I think I have officially gone stir crazy mad. I cannot stand this crap anymore. They have gone and awaken a normally peaceful mom of 3 boys.

Id like just 15 seconds with this ole hag and you could throw in Behar too. I might only need 10 sec.


9 posted on 06/25/2010 6:10:32 AM PDT by GoCards ("We eat therefore we hunt...")
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To: Sub-Driver

Gayafellow, how about the Koran, then? Hmmm? Gotta keep them intellectual musings consistent.


10 posted on 06/25/2010 6:11:29 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Liberal Logic: Mandatory health insurance is constitutional - enforcing immigration law is not.)
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To: alice_in_bubbaland

Something seriously wrong happened in her childhood, I guarantee it.

No one hates God like this without something to seriously embitter them.


11 posted on 06/25/2010 6:11:47 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Sub-Driver

The skank who single-handedly sunk 24.


12 posted on 06/25/2010 6:12:09 AM PDT by TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl
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To: Sub-Driver
...targeted to a child-like audience...

At least she understands the basics...............

13 posted on 06/25/2010 6:13:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (No, Obama's not the Antichrist. He's just some guy in the neighborhood.............)
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To: IYAS9YAS

Actually, these anti-Christian bigots ARE being consistent.

The Koran and Islam are on the same side as they are,
opposing the Truth of Christianity.

Don’t be fooled by folks who claim to be anti-Religion. They are anti-Christian only.


14 posted on 06/25/2010 6:14:07 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: All

Wonder if she believes in Global Warming?


15 posted on 06/25/2010 6:15:01 AM PDT by Maverick68
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To: Sub-Driver
Says the tatooed pagan.
16 posted on 06/25/2010 6:15:01 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: Sub-Driver

“That’s just three works of fiction targeted to a child-like audience so any, all, any one, none,” Garofalo said.”

That ignorance of that statement is akin to the old story of some lummox looking at a painting by Picasso, or Van Gogh, or what have you and saying “my four-year old could paint better than that.” It’s trite and ignorant to the point of being laughable.

BTW, Janeane: read Augustine’s City of God or Aquinas’ Summa Theologica sometime. If you manage to get through either of them, then we’ll talk about whose belief system is catering to the child-like, sweetie.


17 posted on 06/25/2010 6:15:20 AM PDT by DemforBush (Serpentine, Shel! SERPENTINE!)
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To: Sub-Driver

We’d still be seeing ‘24’ if they had just let Jack Bauer torture her a year ago ....


18 posted on 06/25/2010 6:15:48 AM PDT by tgusa (Investment plan: blued steel, brass, lead, copper)
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To: Sub-Driver

Shouldn’t someone labeled a comedian be funny every once in a while? What an idiot.

Pray for America


19 posted on 06/25/2010 6:16:41 AM PDT by bray (Did Rush say Complete Failure?)
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To: tgusa

...and you don’t know how much I prayed for that script!


20 posted on 06/25/2010 6:17:00 AM PDT by Calm_Cool_and_Elected (I'm a Republican and I own a cat.)
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