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Woman runs down Lord Jesus Christ
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| Barry Kriger
Posted on 05/10/2010 12:39:00 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
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Write your own jokes on this one.
To: Mikey_1962
“Write your own jokes on this one.”
Did he end up on a crutch?
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:40:02 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
To: Mikey_1962
Copied some of the jokes....
1) She sure nailed Jesus at the cross way.
2) But I’m sure Christ will be alright. He’s survived worse and lived.
3) My next question is — will Christ forgive her ?
If he didn’t rename himself, then I have to say .... SOME PARENTS ARE JUST TOO AMBITIOUS FOR THEIR OWN SPIRITUAL GOOD.
To: Mikey_1962
Was his middle initial H?
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:42:56 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Kagan...Fili-bust her. Bork her. Bork her hard. She needs it.)
To: Mikey_1962
If he takes her to court, then IT ISN’T FINISHED.
To: Mikey_1962
Twenty-year old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. And she cried out with a loud voice, saying, "His blood be upon me, and upon my Kia Sportage."
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:45:44 PM PDT
by
Sloth
(Civil disobedience? I'm afraid only the uncivil kind is going to cut it this time.)
To: SeekAndFind
I hope Mr. “Lord Jesus Christ” realises that this may be the REAL Lord Jesus Christ’s dads way of pointing out the err of his ways.
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:46:30 PM PDT
by
Celerity
To: Sloth
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:48:04 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(10% of muslims, the killer murdering radicals, are "only" 140,000,000 of 'em)
To: Celerity
BTW, Jesus is a very common name among the Hispanic community ( actually, Jesus would be a common name even during the time of Christ, as it is a variation of the name Joshua ).
And we do have a famous gadfly European artist named Christo(s) who keeps coming to New York to stink up the art scene.
And Lord is a famous family name.
But all three together in one name ? This man or his parents is trying to prove something.
To: Sloth
To: Mikey_1962
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:51:22 PM PDT
by
MestaMachine
(De inimico non loquaris sed cogites- Don't wish ill for your enemy; plan it)
To: Mikey_1962
Who was the idiot judge who allowed this guy to change his name to “Lord Jesus Christ?”
Last time I checked, that name was spoken for 2,000 years ago.
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:51:28 PM PDT
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(I'm voting for Sarah Palin because she pisses off the right people.)
To: Mikey_1962
Maybe we hold a benefit for his medical bills, for Christ’s sake.
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:53:04 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Never trust anyone who points their ass at God while praying.)
To: SeekAndFind
This bothers me : When the real Jesus Christ returns, will this clown have already ruined his credit score ?
/sarc
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:54:56 PM PDT
by
Celerity
To: Celerity
that could be another Lifelock ad.
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:57:23 PM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants"-Albert Camus)
To: Mikey_1962
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I ran over Lord Jesus Christ with my car.”
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posted on
05/10/2010 12:58:01 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Congress and the President can (and should) be replaced. America can't.)
To: july4thfreedomfoundation
I guess if your going to pick a name for yourself, may as well be a good one, right?
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:00:51 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Light skinned with no negro dialect (unless I want one))
To: RockinRight
I think the real Christ will forgive you and ask you to drive more carefully. The question is will this fake one do the same ?
To: stylecouncilor
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:04:20 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: reagan_fanatic
"Maybe we hold a benefit for his medical bills, for Christs sake." ROFLMAO!!!
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posted on
05/10/2010 1:06:28 PM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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