Sex fuels earthquakes, says Iran cleric (But what caused the volcano to erupt in Iceland?!?)

MSLSD ^ | 16:32 AEST Sat Apr 17 2010

[pillut48]

A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran.

[pillut48]

Yoohoo! Radical Islamist clerics!! Y'all can move on into the 21st century any time now!!! LOL.

[Rockingham]

First they have to transit through the dozen or so centuries in between.

[Clock King]

“Did you feel the earth move too, honey?”

[mlocher]

Is it the shaking for the screaming that causes the earthquakes?

[driftdiver]

rats, you beat me to it.

[Clintonfatigued]

Life in Iceland must be one long, non-stop orgy.

[Shaun_MD]

Carol King. She makes my earth move.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

(But what caused the volcano to erupt in Iceland?!?)

Bush.

[Slyfox]

But, what caused the volcano to erupt in Iceland?

[layman]

Conversation overheard between two worshipers leaving the mosque after services .... “Don't tell anyone I said this, Mohammad, but I think the holy Ayatollah has lost his frig’n mind.”

[dayglored]

Wow... You just can’t make this sh*t up. Reality and fantasy are indistinguishable for these clowns.

[dayglored]

> “Don't tell anyone I said this, Mohammad, but I think the holy Ayatollah has lost his frig’n mind.”

The REALLY scary thing is that some fairly large percentage of the worshipers DO believe his statement.

Look up the statistics on what percentage of Americans believe things like alien abductions and the Evil Eye. And that's in America where we're presumably less superstitious.

I'd bet 90% of Iranians believe that crap.

[BCR #226]

“(But what caused the volcano to erupt in Iceland?!?)”

Orgasm??

[kalee]

And I say to my husband “WOW, Let’s do that again!”. :)

[MIchaelTArchangel]

We have the mullahs of Mohammedism claiming volcano eruptions are caused by fornication.

We have the mullahs of the AGW movement claiming the eruption of the volcano is Iceland is the result of AGW.

Both are nonscience nonsense!

We need fewer mullahs.

[Young Werther]

With Icelandic Beauties on hand and those long winter nights I suppose sex and volcanos are erupting.

This was on TCM today and validates the volcanic behavior! Whoo Hoo Marilyn!

[parisa]

I'd bet 90% of Iranians believe that crap

If you believe that you are VERY misinformed about Iranians.

[redhead]

"(But what caused the volcano to erupt in Iceland?!?)

Didn't you hear?? That's what happens when Deepak Chopra meditates too hard.

[SuperLuminal]

"But what caused the volcano to erupt in Iceland?!?"

Premature ejectulation?

[TNdandelion]

If the planet’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’!