Posted on 04/15/2010 8:35:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Correction: Her statements could be construed as death threats.
Larry Sinclair was tellin the truth
Very true.
Ignorant caller...
What is it about Black Americans who think that when we ask them to go back to the founding of this country, THEY MEAN WE WANT SLAVES AGAIN?
The public school system has GOT to go! They are the LARGEST CONTRIBUTOR to a generation or two of dumbed-down Americans.
Am I having Deja Vu,or did this caller call Beck yesterday saying the exact same thing?(about black people thinking getting back to original intent of the constitution = slavery?)
He mentioned, at the Pittsburgh rally, that he was in NoLA yesterday...and he was off to do the ending prayer at the DC Tea Party today.
I want to know the vitamins he is taking.
Very inspirational speaker.
Caller needs some time with Walter Williams...
A very top notch seminar caller? Because Rush is giving him a great answer.
Now that's an interesting perspective...might want to keep an eye on her; could be another Amy Bishop in the making...
And Dr. Sowell.
He started his call EXACTLY the same way as he did with Beck yesterday...saying first he was a “conservative” before going into his “the founders were slave owners” act...
Are you there? I’m on my way to the Tea Party; hope I see you at the watering hole. God Bless.
I’m working on taxes right now. Nothing like waiting till the last minute, eh?
“(about black people thinking getting back to original intent of the constitution = slavery?)”
Naaah!!!that’s just how the oligarchy is preparing to spin the TEA Party.....
the mirror of our schools is our local t.v. news anchors
1. libreal or not seated
2. National News is the dems talking points
3. Local news attacks cops, catholics and religion
4. Global Warming is fact
That caller WAS the same one who called Glenn Beck. The wording was exactly the same and the voice was the same. What are the chances of getting through to both shows in two days....
Hurry up. The unemployed need your tax return. LOL!
Very true about schools.
I meant as well damned local news
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