Posted on 04/15/2010 8:35:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Tax Day pings.
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Awesome!!
Here is something written by a person called Hben; he has given permission to post his lyrics over the internet. The song is Rick Nelson’s Garden Party. I’d like Rush to use it on his show. It’s pretty good.
Tea Party
Lyrics by Hben
I went to a tea party to reminisce with my old friends
A chance to share old memories of liberty again
When I got to America’s party, we all still knew “her” name
But no one recognized “her”, she didn’t look the same
CHORUS
But it’s all right now, we learned our lesson well
You see, ya can’t please the liberals, so keep ringing the Liberty Bell
People came from miles around, everyone was there
I thought I saw an elephant, there was magic in the air
And over in the corner, much to my surprise
Republicans with Reagan Democrats opening up their eyes
CHORUS
But it’s all right now, we learned our lesson well
You see, ya can’t please the liberals, so keep ringing the Liberty Bell
lott-in-dah-dah-dah, lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Played them all the old songs, by Jefferson & all his friends
They all cheered the message, “Hope & Change are about to end”
We said hello to the Constitution, she belongs to me
When we sang the songs of Liberty, it was time to leave
CHORUS
But it’s all right now, we learned our lesson well
You see, ya can’t please the liberals, so keep ringing the Liberty Bell
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
Someone opened up a closet door and out stepped Sarah P.
Preachin’ the truth and a-ringin’ the bell of Lady Liberty
If libs like the “Obamanation”, they’ll need much more than luck
But as for me, give me Liberty, not a Government Motors truck.
CHORUS
But it’s all right now, we learned our lesson well
You see, ya can’t please the liberals, so keep ringing the Liberty Bell
lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dah
CHORUS
And it’s all right now, we learned our lesson well
You see, ya can’t please the liberals, so keep ringing the Liberty Bell
Pretty good, though the singer would have to be careful how it scans against the original.
You do know the rules on Coulter posts, don’t you?
Oh yeah. The old “Garden Party.” Good one.
Great piece. Thanks for posting the link, Matchett.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2493547/posts?page=24#24
Surprise police drill paralyzes nation (Israel)
#24
“if you look over at the comments section to this article over at Ynet’s website, one of the comments is to the effect of “The last time I saw such a traffic stoppage was during the 91’ gulf war””
Exactly what I was thinking. Is Israel preparing for war?
I’m here too.
Good afternoon, megaRushAndTaxAndTeaPartyDaydittos from Biggirl! PING!!!!
Can you please IMPR, PING the Sean Hannity Show Thread for me, will be at my local tea party rally, THANKS! :)=^..^=
That’s looking SWEET!
Local station preempting Rush to cover local tea party.
If I were Israel, I would be preparing for war. Because Obama says, “You’re on your own.”
Local station preempting Rush to cover local tea party.
Can you get online?
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