Posted on 04/15/2010 8:35:35 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Must have been at the Ann Arbor Hash Bash!!!
Don’t know why I waited to do our taxes, not paying any Fed and only 300 for MI, (All of the State and Fed. was withheld).
Thanks everone how is working, and paying taxes.
Nice link.
no Rush, for folk like Obama, America will not give up God, guns,or laws.
What happen to the USA? Is there a chance of taking back our beloved USA in time, is November too late with this Obama and Co. regime? I am scared like never before.
if I was running for a political seat, my focus point
is ...I’m running against a party running against God.
How=who!!!
Damn Detoit Pulick Skool typying skills!!!
Remind me how many illegals via the first amnesty Teddy said there would be?
How much did they say Medicare would cost?
What was the purpose of Social Security again?
Now what will be the outcome of Obamacare, amnesty, VAT, cap and trade?
Stalin, Lenin, Hitler, Mao or Osama bin Laden couldn’t have done this faster; Even Fidel, Hugo, Lula and other commie and Islo leaders gape in awe at the speed of his destruction.
He must seem a gift from allah or Marx and Engels to them.
No, kidding. Thanks to all who are working and paying taxes.
When you see her dad again, tell him I said thanks; They’re in my prayers.
Will do Ali. Really great people.
Well this will wake you up...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2493637/posts
United States president Barack Obama says he and Prime Minister Kevin Rudd share several personality traits - one of which is humility.
Humility? HUMILITY?!?!?!?! Barack Obama??
RATs want to mock the backlash of the PRODUCERS but FEAR a backlash of the MOOCHERS!
UGH!
Lady caller said her son’s government teacher went on a rant and said that “old people should just shut up and go along....(later) the country will be better off when the old people are gone.” In conservative Wyoming.
When your voting block is moochers, it’s a no brainer for the RATs.
Public schoos are largely liberal no matter what state you’re in. It, however, it slowly changing.
To somewhat quote “The Princess Bride”, ‘I don’t think that word means what he thinks it means.’ I didn’t think that word was in his vocabulary.
This ‘teacher’ (spit) should not have access to children...she should be fired. Today.
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