Posted on 02/03/2010 4:34:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix
There are some stories that make you cover your eyes with your hand and groan. And this column by Susan Estrich about what she thinks is the poorly named Apple iPad is definitely one of those. Here is Estrich putting on her feminist cap and making a very long stretch on blaming the name "iPad" on a "lack of diversity" at Apple:
Is there a woman in America who did not laugh, or at least roll her eyes, the minute she heard that the newest, hottest tablet computer from one of America's most ingenuous companies was going to sound like a feminine hygiene product? The iKotex is what most people I know are calling it, with apologies to Kotex.
So where were those women? The short answer is that, plainly, they were not in the room. Go to Apple's home page and look at the pictures and bios of key executives. I'll tell you who you'll find: Steve, Timothy, Scott, Jonathan, Ron, Bob, Peter, Mark, Philip, Bertrand and Bruce. All white, all men. If there is a "top" woman at Apple, at best she's No. 12.
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Then you don't understand a large group of Freepers, because i could swear i saw an entire thread on kotex/tampon jokes the day this came out! LOL!
I understand there is a glitch in the iPads Power Management System (PMS) that causes it to get hot and go off line once a month.
No, but I did think of "iBitch" when I read this.
I immediately thought of “I-pon”. The wife laughed out loud.
The reason for the association is a spoof that’s been out since the iPod first appeared.
There was a photoshopped advertisement for the “iPon”, a hygiene product with an earphone cord attached.
Does she really think men/boys are oblivious to feminine protection jokes/double entrendres?
My goodness, it didn’t even occur to this girl. I guess we’re all supposed to think of feminine products when we use a pad of paper, or see a helicopter landing pad, or hear the pads of a cat’s feet on the floor, or eat Pad Thai, or pad something to cushion it, or...
What a loon.
Do you think MadTV was in on the conspriacy?
Back in November of 2005? MadTV iPad Sketch on youtube
LOL! That’s a classic.
Estrich must be on the iRag.
Susan needs a good man in her life. Evidently the new face didn’t nothing for her love life.
So is every phrase containing the word “pad” now the property of giggling feminists?
And they say MEN think with their genitals ...
That dried up old crone hasn’t needed any kind of pad since the Dukakis campaign.
Whenever I get a chance to respond to some leftist ragging on “[angry] white men” I ask them to be honest and tell me whether the general standard of living of the earth would be better or worse without the existance of “white men” and the culture they built.
Of course, a lot of them WILL respond “better”, and I used to tell them “oh, don’t be so libtarded”.
However, I’m now going to borrow from another freeper and respond with a pitying “oh, that’s right... you’re an 0bama voter, sorry I bothered trying to reason with you.”
Ew, I remember that.
Actually you ought to feel downright smart. And thanks for letting us know about PADD.
Wonder what susan has to say about Barnes and Noble’s Nook.
Better not ask her.
Note to Susan - no, when I heard of the product Ipad, this woman didn’t associate it with a feminine hygiene product. At least not until I saw this thread on FR. Just wanted to let you know in case you are counting.
I thought they should have called it the Apple Slice.
I tell ya, these people have DEEP and SERIOUS issues racing around inside their skulls and empty chest cavities. -Hate to be redundant here... ;-)
Obviously they should nationalize Apple and insert women in top executive positions. Maybe Pelosi will take up the challenge.
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