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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^
| 1/8/2010
| Christina Wilkie
Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe
The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.
Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.
But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.
"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonscene.thehill.com ...
TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; carville; jackass; microscopic; napl; plancklimit; scanner; shortsubject; shrinkage
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To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’
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Wow! I feel sorry for the poor TSA agents who have to do that.
Well, almost sorry.
To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'Assumes facts not in evidence...
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:59:59 AM PST
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: mojitojoe
Government creates new job position at airport screening—Pecker Checker.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:00:47 AM PST
by
cajuncow
To: mojitojoe
“Who put that penis enlarger in my suitcase? That’s not mine.”
Bet it’s bigger than his brain.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:01:45 AM PST
by
Reagan69
(The only thing SHOVEL-READY since BO's stimulus has been MICHAEL JACKSON (tammy bruce))
To: mojitojoe
His young daughters must be so proud. Aren’t they young school girls? The kids on the playground will have a field day with this no doubt. He should think about them before saying something so juvenile to the whole world.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:02:53 AM PST
by
carmody
To: mojitojoe
it IS millimeter wave technology afterall.
To: Reagan69
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:02:58 AM PST
by
Chickensoup
(We have the government we deserve. Is our government our traitor?)
To: mojitojoe
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:03:08 AM PST
by
marvlus
To: mojitojoe
As the screener’s scratch their heads and say: It looks like a Penis only smaller.
To: Quickgun
If Carvile takes Viagra, it will only make him taller.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:03:22 AM PST
by
elcid1970
("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
To: Gamecock
To: mojitojoe
James Carville’s penis is about six feet one inch tall.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:03:59 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: carmody
You would think so...
Unfortunately, liberals are incapable of thinking about anyone but themselves.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:04:50 AM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
To: mrreaganaut
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:06:04 AM PST
by
reaganaut
(Former Mormon, now Christian "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
To: Jim Robinson
He’s all penis.There is no end to the prick.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:06:47 AM PST
by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
To: mojitojoe
I didnt know it had a zoom...
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:07:38 AM PST
by
RaceBannon
(OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE IS SHOVEL READY...FOR SENIORS!!:: NObama. Not my president.)
To: Boonie
I thought and am so glad you said it.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:07:41 AM PST
by
cajuncow
To: mojitojoe
When Mary and he announced they were going to have a child, James proudly took a bow for being the daddy
I don't know. Conservatives have had it in for him for a long time.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:09:03 AM PST
by
llevrok
(Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa!)
To: mojitojoe
Lizardhead is 14 inches.......INGROWN.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:10:45 AM PST
by
halfright
(My presidents picture is in the dictionary, next to the word, "rectum".)
To: Chickensoup
Microtechnology Rules! I think we're talking nanotech here.
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:14:42 AM PST
by
6ppc
(It's torch and pitchfork time)
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