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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonscene.thehill.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; carville; jackass; microscopic; napl; plancklimit; scanner; shortsubject; shrinkage
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To: mojitojoe

As the late David Niven said when a streaker dashed on stage at the Oscars, “Some men just can’t resist showing off their shortcomings.”


101 posted on 01/08/2010 3:03:35 PM PST by OrangeHoof ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Bend over suckahs".)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Geeks RULE!! LOL I got a 92 out of 100 on the geek test...


102 posted on 01/08/2010 3:19:01 PM PST by Danae (No political party should pick candidates. That's the voters job.)
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To: mojitojoe

Dyin’ here just reading this thread!!! I’m trying to read some of the posts to Mr. Inspectorette, and can’t, ‘cause I’m laughing so hard I can’t talk!


103 posted on 01/08/2010 3:43:48 PM PST by Inspectorette
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To: mojitojoe
REALLY? I thought it could only see things bigger than 2 inches?
104 posted on 01/08/2010 4:05:54 PM PST by chris_bdba
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To: mojitojoe

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/1998-06/SU-GSPT-030698.php


105 posted on 01/08/2010 4:27:11 PM PST by rfp1234
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To: Repeal The 17th

He’s a walking penis, the proverbial dick with ears.


106 posted on 01/08/2010 4:54:35 PM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: edcoil

THAT REALLY IS A GOOD PHOTO....WHOLESOME TO BOOT!


107 posted on 01/08/2010 5:19:24 PM PST by pointsal
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To: edcoil

THAT REALLY IS A GOOD PHOTO....WHOLESOME TO BOOT!


108 posted on 01/08/2010 5:19:40 PM PST by pointsal
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To: paulycy

That is too freakin’ funny!


109 posted on 01/08/2010 7:28:13 PM PST by SilvieWaldorfMD
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To: mojitojoe

I think we’re gonna hear a lot of “shrinkage” claims vis a vis George Kostanza with this new system.


110 posted on 01/08/2010 10:24:09 PM PST by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- follow the money and you'll find truth.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’m surprised his seed has not caused his wife to shrivel and die. She must have some kind of natural immunity to acid.


111 posted on 01/08/2010 11:41:27 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: mojitojoe

There’s a joke about wavelength, modulation transfer function, and resolution there, but I’m too lazy to explain the math.


112 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:17 PM PST by Redcloak (Error 404: Tagline not found.)
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To: avacado
“Its a scanner, not a microscope…”

LMAO...right out of the gate. Perfect.
113 posted on 01/08/2010 11:50:28 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothin')
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