Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe
The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.
Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.
But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.
"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonscene.thehill.com ...
As the late David Niven said when a streaker dashed on stage at the Oscars, “Some men just can’t resist showing off their shortcomings.”
Geeks RULE!! LOL I got a 92 out of 100 on the geek test...
Dyin’ here just reading this thread!!! I’m trying to read some of the posts to Mr. Inspectorette, and can’t, ‘cause I’m laughing so hard I can’t talk!
He’s a walking penis, the proverbial dick with ears.
THAT REALLY IS A GOOD PHOTO....WHOLESOME TO BOOT!
THAT REALLY IS A GOOD PHOTO....WHOLESOME TO BOOT!
That is too freakin’ funny!
I think we’re gonna hear a lot of “shrinkage” claims vis a vis George Kostanza with this new system.
I’m surprised his seed has not caused his wife to shrivel and die. She must have some kind of natural immunity to acid.
There’s a joke about wavelength, modulation transfer function, and resolution there, but I’m too lazy to explain the math.
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