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BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!
SELF | OCT. 9, 2009 | SELF

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:06 AM PDT by bigheadfred

HE MOVES SO FAST IT APPEARS HE'S NOT MOVING AT ALL!!


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KEYWORDS: obamawins; satire; wins
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1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:07 AM PDT by bigheadfred
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To: bigheadfred
Vanities normally need a little more.
2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:37:16 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: Navy Patriot
Vanities normally need a little more.

Not today.

3 posted on 10/09/2009 9:38:50 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: bigheadfred

Geez, can’t believe all the satire today about Obama winning the Peace Price. And in addition, he’s won the Amazing Race, Survivor, Dancing with the Stars, the Indy 500, and lots of other things.

On a serious note, the Nobel Peace Prize, and the other Nobel prizes, are an award for specific achievements. Some achievements could be bogus, like Al Gore and global warming, but, the award was for something that somebody had done. Now we’re giving out awards based on somebody’s alleged potential for “hope and change” in a liberal direction??????

And I see on another thread that the deadline for this years nominees was February 1st. Just days after Obama took office as president, somebody put in a nomination for him. Unbelieveable.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 9:39:47 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: bigheadfred

He also took the Westminster Kennel Club Show and Kentucky Derby.


5 posted on 10/09/2009 9:41:10 AM PDT by flying Elvis ("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
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To: Navy Patriot; BulletBobCo
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6 posted on 10/09/2009 9:41:13 AM PDT by bigheadfred (NEGROMANCER!!! Run For Your LIVES!!!!)
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To: flying Elvis
Westminster Kennel Club Show and Kentucky Derby.

As a French Poodle and The Dark Horse...respectively

7 posted on 10/09/2009 9:45:20 AM PDT by bigheadfred (NEGROMANCER!!! Run For Your LIVES!!!!)
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To: flying Elvis

He’s beat T.Woods by three strokes earlier today, and won the local BSA soap box derby just minutes ago!


8 posted on 10/09/2009 9:45:40 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Communists need not apply.)
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To: bigheadfred

CNN JUST REPORTED: OBAMA HAS CURED ALL FORMS TOE NAIL FUNGUS.


9 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:51 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Communists need not apply.)
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To: Made In The USA

Oughtta cut down on the trenchmouth.


10 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:51 AM PDT by bigheadfred (NEGROMANCER!!! Run For Your LIVES!!!!)
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To: bigheadfred

With Rush judging the Miss America pageant, I hope Obama isn’t a contestant. It would look bad for Rush to be the only judge voting against him.


11 posted on 10/09/2009 9:48:57 AM PDT by texas_mrs (Abort 0bamaCare)
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To: texas_mrs

Yeah, but with calluses on your knees like Obama has, Rush won’t be looking THAT bad.


12 posted on 10/09/2009 9:51:06 AM PDT by bigheadfred (NEGROMANCER!!! Run For Your LIVES!!!!)
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To: bigheadfred

Earlier today, he ran 26 1 minute miles to win a marathon in 26 minutes..........


13 posted on 10/09/2009 9:56:56 AM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: bigheadfred

You’re right. I forgot the /sarc tag.


14 posted on 10/09/2009 10:02:34 AM PDT by texas_mrs (Abort 0bamaCare)
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To: Le Chien Rouge
He's just won

THE BIGGEST LOSER!!!


15 posted on 10/09/2009 10:04:15 AM PDT by bigheadfred (NEGROMANCER!!! Run For Your LIVES!!!!)
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