Announcement of Historical Importance

9/24/2009 | self

[School of Rational Thought]

Commensurate with Obama signing a resolution to end nuclear arms, I have signed a resolution to abolish murder, drug trafficing and unemployment. I also hereby declare everyone happy, healthy and rich.

[School of Rational Thought]

More serious news to come...

Excuse my ego for this post, but it was in the spirit of Obama.

[dynachrome]

And peace in the Middle East.

[agere_contra]

LOL, nice.

[thecabal]

It’s about damn time!

[johniegrad]

Racist!!

[rogue yam]

I’m still not happy! I wanna be really good-looking too!

[Candor7]

I wish Obathing would announce, free beer, free Acorn hookers, and an end to gastro-intestinal flatulance. I would vote for him then.

(sarc off)

[lonestar]

You’re The One!

[socal_parrot]

If you have the time, I’d like to be a cowboy, or a spaceman.

Either would be cool.

[wastedyears]

So when do I get my dozen bars of gold?

[Mat_Helm]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life young man!"

[Allegra]

{Climbing up on pedestal}

And peace in the Middle East.

I declare that FROM the Middle East.

I also decalre that nobody shall ever go hungry again, and that there will be rainbows every afternoon and that we'll all get a big raise in our allowance.

[Revolting cat!]

We'll have to discuss it at the Institute of Irrationality before we sign on, if you don't mind.

[School of Rational Thought]

We'll have to discuss it at the Institute of Irrationality before we sign on, if you don't mind.

Already did at the UN.

[Allegra]

I’m still not happy! I wanna be really good-looking too!

I want straight hair!

NOW, dammit!

[Just A Nobody]

LOL! How you doing sweety? You seem to be in good form.

[Popman]

Wow, I thought you were going to say my unicorn will start pooping skittles.

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Seen your homepage.

Mission Accomplished!

[Zionist Conspirator]

Commensurate with Obama signing a resolution to end nuclear arms, I have signed a resolution to abolish murder, drug trafficing and unemployment. I also hereby declare everyone happy, healthy and rich.

Thank you! And just when I needed it!

[Tench_Coxe]

I signed a resolution declaring myself King of the Universe. Now bow before me!