Posted on 09/17/2009 9:19:23 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Enjoy, don't know how long before it gets pulled. Click link above.
don’t forget to vote for the video!
I gave it 5 *****
Last ping of the night.
This one is just funny,
A-PORN. Heh heh heh.
This is a perfect example of why Leno is 1000% better than that idiot Letterman. I honestly don’t know where Leno stands politically (As it should be). Here are some Leno Clinton jokes: “Things aren’t looking good for Hillary. Like a lot of women in Washington, I think she’s just starting to realize she may have slept with Bill Clinton for nothing.” —Jay Leno
“The $10 million Clinton is getting for his book beats the old record of $8.5 million paid to the Pope. How do you think this makes the Pope feel? The man dedicates his life to the 10 Commandments, he gets 8.5. Clinton breaks every one of them, he gets 10.” —Jay Leno
“Just like Clinton, the book will come with a jacket and no pants.” —Jay Leno
“This kind of seems like bad taste to me. A Giuliani fundraiser is now charging $9.11 ... in reference to 9/11. ... Isn’t that inappropriate? I mean, isn’t it like a Bill Clinton fundraiser charging $69 a head?” —Jay Leno
“A company has announced that they have come out with a solar-powered vibrator. Doesn’t it sound like something dreamed up by Al Gore while he was working with Bill Clinton.” –Jay Leno
“Looks like Barack Obama has won the nomination. Congratulations. And Hillary Clinton is about to drop out. She has not dropped out officially. That means Bill Clinton’s about to hear those three words he’s been dreading: ‘Honey, I’m home!’” —Jay Leno
“President Bush welcomed Bill and Hillary Clinton back to the White House for the unveiling of Bill’s official portrait. There are two firsts involved. It’s the first presidential portrait ever painted by an African-American artist. And it’s the first presidential portrait to feature full-frontal nudity.” —Jay Leno
“Clinton’s book could be close to 700 pages. What is this? Even Clinton’s books are fat.” —Jay Leno
“Yesterday President Bush was at Mt. Rushmore. Don’t confuse this with former President Clinton who was just in a rush to mount more.” —Jay Leno
“Yesterday was Earth Day, and President Bush planted some seeds. See, that’s the difference between Bush and Clinton. Clinton was a much bigger environmentalist. He didn’t just plant his seeds one day, he planted them every day.” —Jay Leno
“In Little Rock, Arkansas, they began ground breaking for the Bill Clinton presidential library ... as I understand, Clinton is staining the wood himself.” —Jay Leno
“Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn’t get him. Of course not, we all know what kind of aim Clinton has.” —Jay Leno
“Former President Clinton was hit by an egg thrown by a protester as he was walking down the street in Poland. His reflexes were so quick, he was able to fertilize it like that.” —Jay Leno
~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
I put it on tiny URL, in case they take it off.
http://tinyurl.com/ndnyor,
Great job, Leno! “Narcotics Entrepreneur” is a catchy job title. I might have to become self-employed and live tax-free as well. (joking. only joking.)
LOL!
Thanks for posting.
I wonder if freepers understnad that if the make organized target hits on specific videos that they can drive that video up in the populaity chart, hence placing it on Youtubes frontpage. They just need to agree on a specific video(s) and chose an optimal time in which they would vote in mass on that video.
awesome
When John Stewart and Jay Leno BOTH come out against ACORN, you know it’s over for them...
Hollywood has finally found something to joke about Democrats, that they don’t fear being called racists for!
VERY FUNNY. Shocked that Leno, a leftist, would go after a leftist organization. Notice that he did not mention Obama’s name at all, even though everyone knows he is in bed with ACORN. I think if Jay had done that, well, NBC would have fired him on the spot. I’m shocked he was allowed to do a job about ACORN at all
That is a good one. If Leno is doing this, the shine is definitely coming off the Obama tingle.
Got it!
Right on! The best way to bring down your foes is by making fun of them.
Five stars! Great stuff!
That was funny. The left will attempt to shred him. Hope he has staying power.
Enjoyed the video but, what a horrible quality recording! It looked like it was shot through a wrinkly plastic film, and the audio was out of synch.
He didn’t mention Obama? I feel the reason some libs will jump on the ACORN thing is because of the underage prostitution angle of the expose’. Libs like to let everyone know they are for “the children.” Obama will be kept out of the story.
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