Nothing like a Pope Zot to Pelosi!!
Posted on 08/24/2009 7:15:26 AM PDT by Brytani
Nancy Pelosi and the Pope
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd..
The Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all before.
To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do...
"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make many people in the crowd, and many around the world, go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and so many people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
Nicely Done!!
My first laugh of the day!! Thank you!
Thanks for the early laugh! The mental picture is wonderful!
(Probably already posted by now, slow as I am)
David Feherty, one of the most popular golf analysts, because of his sharp wit and self-deprecating humor:
“From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this though, despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”
God bless you. This made my day.
Thank You and God Bless!!
Dang, I thought I had missed where Nasty Peelousi had called the Pope a Nazi over the weekend.
I’ve seen that before and absolutely love it!!!
I’d pay good money to watch someone slap Pelosi, I really would.
LOL
It made mine too when a dear teacher friend sent it to me this morning! Knew every Freeper would love it too! LOL!
ROFLOL! (Not that the Pope would ever do it.)
PS. I thought all the dimocrats were going to be excommunicated with the next wave of his hand. Still laughing!
We need one for Pelosi (third in the succession line for the presidency).
Clicking on "slap" sure got rid of the frustrations....and kept the eye and hand steady and well-trained for future eventualities.
Leni
I agree, I believe it was Jib-Jab that had the Hillary slap. If they have it still I’ll ask them to include Pelosi and Barney Frank (though he probably likes being slapped)
JibJab's heyday came later. The Hillary slap originated during the Clintoon administration, and operated through www.slaphillary.com
The site doesn't seem to be operational now. But I get the idea that its inspiration will prove eternal.
Just thinking about the Pope slapping Pelosi brings me joy!
Hardly anything ever completely disappears from the mighty www.
They could put Obama in that situation, then all of them would disappear fer sure!
Along with the people that run used to run the website.
I thought he’d wave The Bird in her face!
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