[Sherman Logan]

Good for her!

[Doogle]

hate when that happens

[driftdiver]

the other stories just said she set him on fire. this brings a whole new light to the event.

the brits have a national drinking problem, perhaps they are just depressed over the decline of their once great country and takeover by the muslims.

[Drango]

I hate it when that happens....

[beaversmom]

Too bad Paula Jones didn’t have some alcohol and a lighter handy.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Sabucco

Sambucca perhaps? ‘tis Italian, tastes like Ouzo, and will most assuredly catch fire if warmed first...

[domenad]

Uh, look, the guy was a slob, but reading the article, he was engaged in drunken, stupid behaviour, not sexual assault. He’s going to be crippled for life by this. For what? Being drunk and a slob? She could have just given him a righteous nut slam and called it a day. This was an angry and malicious act.

[Rebelbase]

Most people usually wait until after sex to smoke.

[MARTIAL MONK]

I hope that someone was able to stomp out the flames.

[Mad Dawgg]

"'Hero' Greek woman sets fire to drunken Briton's genitals"

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!

[jws3sticks]

While the Brit was a total A-Hole, there was too much thinking on the part of the woman to call it self-defense. It was more like her acting as Judge and Jury and inflicting the sentence all by herself. While funny, I think she should be the one in jail. Just me. The Brit is or was still a total A-Hole, none the less.

[cydcharisse]

This is why I never allow my burned-genitals travel insurance to lapse.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire

[pnh102]

THIS IS SPARTA!

[MrB]

[reagan_fanatic]

"Burning genitals? Fascinating."

[bigbob]

Charged with “endangering private property”...

Sometimes the charges just write themselves!

[Double Tap]

Epic failure on the Brits part...

[rawhide]

The Briton himself, whose name is expected to be released later, is currently in a private clinic in Heraklion, the capital of Crete island, being treated for second degree burns to his testicles and penis.

Good for him!

[CholeraJoe]

He's lucky she didn't turn his genitals into a windchime.

[SJSAMPLE]

I used to spend summers in Crete, firing missiles into the Med.

At times, the constant influx of NATO soldiers and sailors can be a bit much, especially in the port cities.

One of our battalion’s sergeants was arrested and convicted of raping a local Hania/Xania/Chania woman (you wouldn’t believe how many ways they spell that city’s name).

Well done, Ma’am.