the other stories just said she set him on fire. this brings a whole new light to the event.
the brits have a national drinking problem, perhaps they are just depressed over the decline of their once great country and takeover by the muslims.
Unfortunately,he’ll have to wait six months to see a doctor!
This young Cretan was merely demonstrating cockney slang, turning the young Brit's pudendum into a Hampton Wick. BTW, they don't call'em Cretans for nothing.
They also have a parenting problem. Were all these young adults raised by wolves?
Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Yep. When I book my holidays I usually tell the guy behind the counter to make sure I get a hotel somewhere that isn't overly popular with British people. I get looked at funny when I request that but there is nothing worse than having your holiday spoiled by a bunch of drunken louts.
The Brits have a drinking problem at home. When they're away on holiday, it reaches the absolute lowest depths of depravity. And they think it's fun to come back after two weeks and remember nothing. What's the point of going on holiday if that's all you're going to do?