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Posted on 07/11/2009 9:34:12 AM PDT by ibbetsonusa
Whether or not people are driven to denounced the obvious death of Presley because they love his records or movies or any other variation thereof is moot; the point is that some people find themselves predisposed to deny factual evidence (e.g.: death certificate, accounts of people who handled the body, the funeral, the burying of the coffin). Instead, they cling to fantastic, non-realistic, evidence that Elvis still lives, which can be found in reported cryptic songs by Waylon Jennings, crazy theory books, movies, and, of course, the person on the street that swears that Elvis just pumped their gas and checked the oil on his or her car. On a more magnified level, for the Elvis seer of today, the direct evidence that the musician must be dead is replaced with the theoretical evidence that he could still be alive if a series of less probable possibilities were to fit together properly. Thus begins the mysterious stories of conspiracy theories and the other grand creations that tantalize many, but have no true factual substance. Don't think for a moment that this is just an "Elvis thing."
(Excerpt) Read more at renewamerica.com ...
I’m sure we’ll be hearing about “Michael” sightings next. (rolling eyes)
Actually, there have already been conspiracy theories on the death of Jackson. Is he still alive? Is he hiding out somewhere to avoid paying his debts? Etc. Etc.
About a month or so ago, I heard about a woman who swore that Elvis picked her up in a taxi in New York. I wonder if Michael got a job with the same cab company. LOL
Oh yes. Carl Jung would have a lot to say about this. personally, I don’t see how I can go on what with the death of the heroic, king of pop, musical genius icon, who helped get the first black folks into recording studios, etc.etc. etc.
BTW, of course Elvis is alive. JFK too. Didn’t you see that documentary, “Bubba HoTep”?
parsy, who wants to believe
Elvis is dead?????
No, he's working at a Circle-K on the southside of Austin.
I keep trying to convince people that Elvis is living in a rest home in Texas. He’s already spoken to MJ to come down and live there with him and JFK ...
last I heard Elvis was working @ Speeder & Earl’s on Church St.in Burlington, VT
1) MJ’s ghost was caught on film already but the naysayers “claim” it was a camera man’s shadow.
2) He didn’t have an open coffin so do we really know if he’s in there?
3) Who knows what or who went out the Janet before the police blocked it off?
4) He couldn’t handle it all anymore and went into hiding. Diana and Liz know and that’s why they weren’t at the funeral. Joe said he was doing great when asked how he was holding up.
5) Elvis’ name was misspelled on his tombstone so we’ll have to wait and see if MJ’s is spelled correctly or not.
6) He went in for more plastic surgery so no one would recognize him.
It’s so easy to make up hooey.
We seem to forget that MJ was so impressed by the Raelians and their promises of cloning everlasting, that he told his closest confidants he would pay anything to be perpetually cloned.
So maybe the only real question is how many pods did MJ sleep with in the last ten years and was the MJ with the collapsed nose actually an incomplete clone?
Was it MJ who died, or his clone? If the real MJ died, how many clones will claim his estate?
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Send in the clones.
No. He’s outside looking in. (A Tim Leary allusion)
parsy, who is sometimes moody and blue
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LOL!
Well done potlatch!
I needed one more thin spacer at the bottom.
Or Bigfoot. Or Nancy Pelosi’s brain. Give it up. They don’t exist.
I thought the mummy killed him.
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