Palin Responds To Sen. Kerry Joke: "Why The Long Face?" (MUST WATCH)

Real Clear Politics ^ | June 26, 2009 | Real Clear Politics

[ianschwartz]

Speaking to a group of servicemen in Kosovo, Gov. Sarah Palin responded to a crack made by Sen. John Kerry earlier this week. Sen. Kerry joked he wished Palin went missing along with Sanford. "He looked quite frustrated and he looked so sad," she said. "I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say 'John Kerry, why the long face?'," she concluded.

[Lancey Howard]

“Is this the place I git one of them there hunting licenses?”

[EDINVA]

“Kerry .... disappeared for years and years “

Oh, but were that only true. Nothing happens without his having to issue a press release and/or opine on it. Like the Clintons, he just won’t GO AWAY. Alas, since O was inaugurated the press is too busy covering him to pay attention to JF’inK.

[mortal19440]

That was a classic Kerry trying to act like some of us common folks.

[CommerceComet]

Why do I suspect that liberals will be offended that Sarah was poking fun at someone's looks? I'm sure that Keith Olbermann will have Palin on as one of the "worst persons in the world." I'm sure that he will be all outraged that someone would make fun of a war veteran. All the while laughing uproarously at jokes calling someone a "slutty airline stewardess" or making fun of a Downs' Syndrome child or of a teen-age girl being raped by a major league baseball player or some other dim-witted, mean-spirited joke.

[Republic]

Sarah IS VISITING OUR TROOPS....She lets go with this while OVERSEAS doing what ALL of our swarmy milktoast representatives in DC should be doing instead of figuring out new ways to hurt us more with tax increases.

Sarah tells a mild joke...saying you look so sad Kerry, why the long face? It is subtle and terrifyingly FUNNY because this arrogant, two bit gigolo DESERVES IT!

He should have his pompous bon-bon butt over there visiting our troops,too....what a lame, pussy.

[FourtySeven]

LOL!

[70th Division]

Yes. Sarah has a Reagan quality of telling a joke and being bullet proof at the same time.

Mark my words here. The Government run press will try to pick our candadate for us AGAIN. Some Rino like Rommney. We have to fight back against this. We need a true conservative. Some have already said in the press that we should wait for Megen McCain. OH BARF!

[Faith]

Don’t mess with Sarah, John. You ought to know better by now.

[JaguarXKE]

Clearly she has thrown the Dems off their game.

They didn't call her "Sarah Barracuda" on her High School Basketball Team for nothing!

[SoftballMominVA]

That was priceless — Sarah Barracuda indeed

[ansel12]

Anyone know if Kerry ever served in Viet Nam? Just curious.

Well if he did he sure keeps quiet about it.

[philled]

John Kerry walked into a bar and a horse was bar tending, the horse said to Kerry “why the long face?”

Another variation on this...


John Kerry walks into a bar where a horse is tending bar. The horse says to Kerry "we don't serve your kind here"

Kerry says to the bartender "No, good sir, I am not a horse- rather I am a proud Democrat- a donkey, if you will."

The horse just looks at him and says "You aren't a horse. You aren't a donkey. You, sir, are just simply an ass."

[techno]

The truth of the matter is Sarah Palin is much funnier and humorous than 90% of the comedians and comediennes on TV who make a living at it.

[ansel12]

I am struck at the level of connection that she has with an audience. I bet every GI that meets her becomes a fan.

[McGruff]

What a breath of fresh air she is. Not your typical politician. As someone sang, “She’s—not—just a pretty face
, She’s—got—everything it takes, She’s the one”

[GOYAKLA]

” you Betcha!”
As I posted yesterday on another thread: “Maybe he should have gone MIA in Cambodia on that memorial Christmas day”.
Palin 2012 “ you Betcha!”

[MrB]

John Kerry walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
The bartender asks “hey, where’d you get that?”
Frog says “well, it started out as a wart on my ass...”

[Mad Dawgg]

In my neck of the woods we call this “gettin’ pwn3d”

[mockingbyrd]

oh snap!

[NoGrayZone]

"I love this woman."

Mega dittos!