[philled]

John Kerry walked into a bar and a horse was bar tending, the horse said to Kerry “why the long face?”

Another variation on this...


John Kerry walks into a bar where a horse is tending bar. The horse says to Kerry "we don't serve your kind here"

Kerry says to the bartender "No, good sir, I am not a horse- rather I am a proud Democrat- a donkey, if you will."

The horse just looks at him and says "You aren't a horse. You aren't a donkey. You, sir, are just simply an ass."

[MrB]

John Kerry walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
The bartender asks “hey, where’d you get that?”
Frog says “well, it started out as a wart on my ass...”