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Obama Jokes about Hillary Clinton Suing for Broken Elbow
People Magazine ^ | June 20, 2009 | Sandra Sobieraj Westfall

Posted on 06/21/2009 4:44:18 AM PDT by Zakeet

A bulletin from President Obama: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's fall in the State Department basement this week might have been caused by rival Richard Holbrooke – long suspected of coveting the Secretary's title – slicking the floor with WD-40.

Obama said his first reaction to news that Clinton's fractured elbow would require surgery was to brace for yet another fiscal crisis. "Fortunately, the lawyers tell me Hillary's ready to settle," he quipped at Washington's annual Radio & Television Correspondents' Dinner Friday night.

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Obama also joked about sleeping with NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams, who spent a much-ballyhooed full day with Obama for a three-part special about life inside the White House. Williams, the President said, "was a bad house guest. He left his wet towels in the Roosevelt Room and we're pretty sure he clogged the toilet and didn't tell anyone about it."

(Excerpt) Read more at people.com ...


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: elbow; hillary; humor; noclass; obama; obamahasnoclass; soshillary
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The Kenyan laugh-riot!

1 posted on 06/21/2009 4:44:18 AM PDT by Zakeet
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To: Zakeet

Those two must really love each other down deep.
/s


2 posted on 06/21/2009 4:46:41 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Are you in a union job? I'm sorry to hear that.)
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To: Zakeet

Where’s the class?? I thought they told me he was “clean” and had class.


3 posted on 06/21/2009 4:46:45 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Zakeet

WHAT A TOTAL EMBARRESSMENT THIS USURPER IS TO OUR COUNTRY! I can not and will not refer to him as my President!


4 posted on 06/21/2009 4:49:00 AM PDT by seekthetruth
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To: Zakeet

Loathesome. Every day in every way he gets worse.


5 posted on 06/21/2009 4:49:03 AM PDT by hershey
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To: Sacajaweau

The Chicago Obama is dirty and he has more ass than class.


6 posted on 06/21/2009 4:49:15 AM PDT by hflynn (The One is really Number Two)
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To: Zakeet
Here is a photo from the scene of Hillary's accident:

7 posted on 06/21/2009 4:50:03 AM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Zakeet
"Obama also joked about sleeping with NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams..."

Many a truth is told in jest.

8 posted on 06/21/2009 4:54:15 AM PDT by cake_crumb (Current Misery Index Approximately 36%)
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To: Zakeet

9 posted on 06/21/2009 4:59:12 AM PDT by BigLittle
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To: Zakeet

"I'm the President of the United States.
I like clogged toilet jokes.!"

10 posted on 06/21/2009 4:59:14 AM PDT by paulycy (Liberal DOUBLE-STANDARDS are HATE speech.)
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To: Zakeet

“....and we’re pretty sure he clogged the toilet and didn’t tell anyone about it.”

What class.


11 posted on 06/21/2009 5:01:41 AM PDT by Nickname
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To: Zakeet

Unbelievable.


12 posted on 06/21/2009 5:03:23 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: cake_crumb
...or wishful thinking.
Of course libs will assert that by telling that joke Zero is secure in his manhood. I think he was perhaps sending out a disguised inducement to Williams.
13 posted on 06/21/2009 5:04:11 AM PDT by jla
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To: Zakeet
Obama is a also joked

There I fixed it.

14 posted on 06/21/2009 5:04:59 AM PDT by strange1 ("Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance" Sun Tzu The Art of War)
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To: hershey

The 0 makes jokes while unarmed Iranians are shot to death by Hamas the very terrorist org he is funding. Impeach him!


15 posted on 06/21/2009 5:05:54 AM PDT by omega4179 (America is a Christian Nation.)
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To: cake_crumb

Ohhhh, I bet lots of his gay voters got hot when they heard that.


16 posted on 06/21/2009 5:07:42 AM PDT by Mister Muggles
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To: Past Your Eyes

Most lawyer’s do love each other.


17 posted on 06/21/2009 5:09:03 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Zakeet

Williams fawns all over obama and this is his reward. How crass can this administration get? (Don’t answer that - I don’t think I want to know.)


18 posted on 06/21/2009 5:15:09 AM PDT by ElayneJ
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To: seekthetruth

“”I can not and will not refer to him as my President!””

I refer to him as the occupant of the White House.


19 posted on 06/21/2009 5:34:57 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: jla
"I think he was perhaps sending out a disguised inducement to Williams."

That very well could be, too.

20 posted on 06/21/2009 5:44:21 AM PDT by cake_crumb (Current Misery Index Approximately 36%)
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