Sure, they'll show the kids but not the skank mom.
Posted on 05/18/2009 5:20:59 PM PDT by JohnD9207
A Texas mother of twins got the shock of her life when doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.
Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.
Paternity tests then revealed what had happened — two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.
Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.
Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.
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I doubt it...ha ha ha
Not a problem: neither was her husband, so no harm no foul.
We’ll all pay, of course, and it looks like we’ve a couple of girls to continue the tradition...
Ain’t life grand?
I thought those were the kids' names.
God bless these two boys. May they be raised with all the love in the world. Hopefully Mom will get her priorities straight. Now the gal is not all that bright. If one is messing around and the kids come out looking like the two different men, well. Let’s just say most would do the math. HELLO!?!
nah, they would have used Caps....????...then again
“Dogs do that all the time, if I recall.”
Right recall!
You win a Republican Reptile Star. Or was that a Curmudgeonly Christian Star? ;-)
I’m soooo confused.
I remember! She wins a Slovenly Slut Award.
Ahem! Dogs don’t get pregnant. Bitches do.
two ex-husbands
huh? where did it say she had even ONE husband? I saw only “partner” and wondered what’s up with THAT.....not even a “fiance” in this tale
Is the partner male?
Ya see these gangbangers shoot up half a family and what's left come out combing their hair, doing interviews on the front lawn, 20 minutes after the shooting....While others that want to get on TeeeVeee, stand around the blood, lighting candles, with one eye on the camera.
And while they're interviewing the "mourning" family members on the front lawn, other neighbors are jumping up and down behind the interviewee, laughing and flashing gang signs.
Meanwhile, Aunt Betty and Uncle Chuck are gawking at their TV, with their jaws hanging down to their knees.
I thought those were the kids’ names
nah...they’re both John Jr
It just hit me. Why do we know this?
Maybe two different turkey basters?
Sure, they'll show the kids but not the skank mom.
Making love in the afternoon
with Cecilia up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone’s taken my place
Supercalifecundisticexpialication.
Momma was a slut....
Being a frequently charged racist — I jumped to the conclusion that your photo confirms..
She gets my nomination for HO OF THE YEAR.
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